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  • #61
    Originally posted by CntStpTheStnk06 View Post
    science has not developed a a microscope powerful enough
    2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
    97' zj
    2012 surbra imperza DD
    im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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    • #62
      Originally posted by CntStpTheStnk06 View Post
      science has not developed a a microscope powerful enough
      i don't hate it!
      Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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      • #63
        john mac reporting in.

        october 7:

        things get weird. not many people on campus as it is break. sipping southern comfort on the rocks like a classy motherfucker. my teammates get doctor mcgillicuddy for a house call. needless to say, the doctor did not help. looking for honeys but there aren't too many. things end up back at my house. i can't see. neither can any of my teammates. needless to say things are looking grim at this point. things get even grimmer when i enter my room and my old fuck buddy is in my roommates bed unbeknownst to me. we all dislike her greatly. except my roommate, tonight. i get into bed. immediately get out of bed and make a run for the can. as i puke in my yeungling 24 rack with trash bag inside it, i hear the familiar moans of a british girl who i used to slam. between bouts of yam i smile to myself realizing shes doing it out of spite and proceed to puke again and give not 1, not 2, but ZERO fucks.

        classy drinks, british bitches, and wiener cousins with my roommate.

        i wasnt kidding when i said things got weird.

        jon mac out.
        Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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        • #64
          This thread needs to stay as a classic.
          2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
          MK2 Jetta > M3
          Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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          • #65
            That's pretty magnificent.
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            Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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            • #66
              You fucked up you should of hopped in and joined them
              04 WJ, 6.5 inch lift on 35'' MTR/K, Clayton long arms,locked
              Jon

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              • #67
                Originally posted by libtech08 View Post
                You fucked up you should of hopped in and joined them
                2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
                MK2 Jetta > M3
                Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                • #68
                  -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
                  -14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
                  -54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
                  -57 GMC Pickup
                  -Tim (OIIIIIO)

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                  • #69
                    these need to be put together as a book.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by SwampAss View Post
                      You win the internet today.
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                      Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                        You win the internet today.
                        Right place, right time, quick enough at Google.
                        2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
                        MK2 Jetta > M3
                        Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by SwampAss View Post
                          i was thinking more along the lines of this.......

                          Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                          • #73
                            Run like hell? Fuck like rabbits?




                            Both?
















                            New Olympic sport?
                            2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
                            MK2 Jetta > M3
                            Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                            • #74

                              1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                              1999 sierra
                              1967 M725 Big and Slow
                              -Dan

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by SwampAss View Post
                                Run like hell? Fuck like rabbits?




                                Both?














                                New Olympic sport?

                                that would be the famous, "GIVE HER THE JACKRABBIT!" line my friend lol
                                Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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