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  • #31
    Originally posted by hoggie101 View Post
    Pic of said girl for the judgement panel
    2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
    MK2 Jetta > M3
    Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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    • #32
      jon mac reporting in.

      august 26:
      having a shitty party going on at my friends house, roomate and i are dj'ing with nobody in the house. learned some good stuff froma real dj however. things are looking grim. after hours bring ladies to my house. a girl wants to pay flip cup and for me to drink more. said girl sits on lap after and comes to bed. we are now winning.


      life is good.

      out.
      Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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      • #33
        The real story is he layed in bed with an ugly girl and got no pune. Kill urself.

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        • #34
          And the truth comes out...
          2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
          MK2 Jetta > M3
          Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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          • #35
            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
            2022 JL Rubicon

            Originally posted by hoggie101
            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Philthephilosopher View Post
              The real story is he layed in bed with an ugly girl and got no pune. Kill urself.
              this is actually the true story ill bet!

              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=related[/ame]
              -00 XJ. 3.5", 33s. Stuff
              https://www.facebook.com/M3TALurgist
              I Love Scott Decker and Erik Miller
              -Ian

              "Blood makes you related, Loyalty makes you family"

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              • #37
                This might be the most pathetic thread on SiS in recent memory

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                • #38
                  Hey jon u get it in yet? .....didnt think so.

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                  • #39
                    hahaha
                    -Caleb

                    Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                    1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Philthephilosopher View Post
                      Hey jon u get it in yet? .....didnt think so.
                      jon mac reporting in:

                      august 29:
                      i may not have gotten it in very recently but i do not believe the philosopher has very good luck with his girlfriend either. she likes only his money, not his cock. this weekend should prove promising for me however. texting has been going well.


                      jon mac out
                      Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                      • #41
                        hahaha oh phil i would love to defend you...... but jon mac is spot on!
                        -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
                        -14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
                        -54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
                        -57 GMC Pickup
                        -Tim (OIIIIIO)

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                        • #42
                          jon mac reporting in:

                          september 1:

                          the day has come. and she gets me up in the morning for some fun then wants to go drive my jeep. usually i would say woman drivers no survivors bitch, get real if you wannaa touch my jeep. but she has a tj and its manual so i say ok. hands down best woman driver i have ever been in a vehicle with. only bucked my autolockers around one turn then got the hang of it.

                          life is great.

                          jon mac out.

                          /thread
                          Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                          • #43
                            Ok, hold the phone...

                            Since when did banging some bitties translate to "having a girlfriend?"

                            You are young and robust, pull out the emotional tampon and SLAY like the good lord intended
                            dirty30

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by CntStpTheStnk06 View Post
                              hahaha oh phil i would love to defend you...... but jon mac is spot on!
                              Haha
                              04 WJ, 6.5 inch lift on 35'' MTR/K, Clayton long arms,locked
                              Jon

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                              • #45
                                haha i think your translator is broken man. didn't mean that exactly. the quest to SLAY shall most definitely continue, but i see nothing wrong with continuing to bone a cool girl that likes to get boned.

                                your advice will be heeded
                                Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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