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  • jon mac reporting in with an UP TO DATE REPORT!

    september 1:

    I HAVE FOUND THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH! finally find a gorgeous girl who is awesome at my school. been talking to her all summer, even tried to go visit her in atlantic city right after leaving OER but didn't successfully pull through. anyways, as soon as we get back to school i take her on a 4 wheeling date to a tall mountain for a sunset and corona and limes. it was great, got a smooch. this past weekend her and i decide to get GOOMBAY SMASHED. neither of us could see on saturday night. we were making out all over my house and nothing but photos tells me this. she wants nothin but to get up to my room and get to bed. ok, sure. i don't have a problem with that. next thing ya know i'm waking up to a beautiful naked woman laying next to me in my bed. everything in this world is good

    jon mac out!
    Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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    • Pics or it didnt happen
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
      didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
      Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
      he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
      Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
      i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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      • You go glen coco!
        P8R

        2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
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        • get it gurl!
          -Caleb

          Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

          1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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          • this thread is priceless!
            99 XJ on tons and 40s....

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            • I hope to god you don't ever leave this thread open by accident on your computer, Jon.


              But good job on the broad, good luck!
              Is it egg nog season yet?

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              • i love this thread
                mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                2022 JL Rubicon

                Originally posted by hoggie101
                and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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