Jon mac has a boner!

[Lawn Guyland]

aw, sorry jon!

forget those subpar bitties!

[konastinky1234]

grammar was sub par just like the bids last night. tsk tsk on us. that shit aint classy.

[Buffalo Phil]

grammar was sub par just like the bids last night. tsk tsk on us. that shit aint classy.

I was drunk, too, when I was writing that. I blatantly missed words in some sentences.

[HeavyMetal]

I was drunk, too, when I was writing that. I blatantly missed words in some sentences.

i prefer your drunk typing

[Buffalo Phil]

i prefer your drunk typing

Oh good, I'll do it more often.

[konastinky1234]

i really liked the part where you typed the same clause 3 times in a row and the multiple times you typed the same clause twice.

[konastinky1234]

really shows the level of concentration that was occurring in the room.

[Buffalo Phil]

[libtech08]

Fucking epic subpar bids

[konastinky1234]

jon mac reporting in.

march 5:
poon-conomy is boomin. arrived back to my school on sunday afternoon to massive amounts of calculus homework. shortly after completion we proceed to grab brews from the kegurator. i spill my second 24 oz glass everywhere but that is neither here nor there. numerous people begin to show up to my humble abode in large numbers. we get the panty droppin beats goin as usual. the night is just about an average party night for off season (when we aren't training for swimming). there was only one thing different. a prime ratio. this is good news. very good news. a previous broad i had smashed was pretending to come onto me but was merely trying to mooch off my beer for the flip cup game. i saw right through that broad. GET HER OUTTA HERE! another girl begins to come onto me, again to mooch beer for the flip cup game. i see through this as well but this one still seems interested. poon-conomy seems to have dealt me a solid hand and my investment will be drawn in a few hours. however, to no avail, said broad ends up head in the bucket. an unfortunate financial break that i did not see coming. however, every cloud has a silver lining, this one in the form of a cute friend who didn't give too much of a fuck about her friend. she came up to me after finding her friend puking and she had seen what was going on. she says to me,

"So you were going to fuck my friend but she ended up in the bucket?"

to which i reply, "Yes, yes i was."

she says, "Don't worry there are plenty more here that are willing."

i say, "Like who, you?"

i promptly turned and walked away after my smug remark of which i was quite proud. and rightly so, because this time my friends, smugness paid off handsomely. the rate of return on this tiny poon-conomy investment was immense. now that's what you call a low poon-pportunity cost.

jon mac out.
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[Bigbike]

[CntStpTheStnk06]

[CntStpTheStnk06]

jon mac always seizing the poon-pputunity

[HeavyMetal]

i dont know how you do it

but

every post in here is epic and funny

[Lawn Guyland]

gopro your next adventure please. LOL