august 26:
having a shitty party going on at my friends house, roomate and i are dj'ing with nobody in the house. learned some good stuff froma real dj however. things are looking grim. after hours bring ladies to my house. a girl wants to pay flip cup and for me to drink more. said girl sits on lap after and comes to bed. we are now winning.
august 29:
i may not have gotten it in very recently but i do not believe the philosopher has very good luck with his girlfriend either. she likes only his money, not his cock. this weekend should prove promising for me however. texting has been going well.
the day has come. and she gets me up in the morning for some fun then wants to go drive my jeep. usually i would say woman drivers no survivors bitch, get real if you wannaa touch my jeep. but she has a tj and its manual so i say ok. hands down best woman driver i have ever been in a vehicle with. only bucked my autolockers around one turn then got the hang of it.
haha i think your translator is broken man. didn't mean that exactly. the quest to SLAY shall most definitely continue, but i see nothing wrong with continuing to bone a cool girl that likes to get boned.
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