Jon mac has a boner!

[Hydra]

haha i think your translator is broken man. didn't mean that exactly. the quest to SLAY shall most definitely continue, but i see nothing wrong with continuing to bone a cool girl that likes to get boned.

your advice will be heeded

Keep Killing It

[Zullock Holmes]

banging some bitties

it's "tanging bitties"


be careful though, the phrase can be misconstrued very easily as "showering a group of bitties with a large quantity of tang"

[Philthephilosopher]

Well guys we did it. We got jon mac layed. Unfortunately the girl looked a little like this....

[konastinky1234]

jon mac reporting in.

september 9:

trainwreck of a night. seriously though, could not have been worse. teammate offers a 3 some with some girl, i go to get a 4th but blow it so there goes that down the tube. girl i got it in with last week wants nothin to do with me anymore. we travel to the bar with said teammate. we should be on good track to find some bids. in the bar. find soccer players and talk to them, i dance with one. seems like it could be a good lead for a while then her friend pulls her out and they run away. sick. time for another red bull vodka.

3 great situations, fucked up
i guess the third time isn't the charm

jon mac out.

[konastinky1234]

jon mac reporting in late from this past weekend.

september 15:

another unsuccessful night all around. slept with girl a the night before, about to make moves and she tells me shes a virgin. oh yeah ok thats great youre a virgin thats awesome. she proceeds to turn it into a spoonfest. girl i get with 2 weeks prior goes after my teammate. she has jungle fever as well. good for said teammate, i hope he doesn't catch anything or get embarrassed. unfortunately his bed fell over in the process so he did not get it in. pretty funny. serves him right for putting plastic boxes under his bed feet. so tonight said ginger virgin girl will not get with me because of british bitch that i was getting with last year tells her im an asshole with a tiny penis. she shouldnt care if shes a virgin but i guess she did. ok, house party over, neighbor and i head to the bar with one obvious mission. we find 2 girls to talk to at a table and they look like prime candidates, they go to get a drink and don't come back, sick. i go dance with this other girl i know but as usual she runs away after a bit. i proceed to leave with other neighbor and go home sulking. other neighbor who i initially went with tells me next day that the girls came back just after i left.

it just keeps getting better....new motivation is needed for this coming weekend.

jon mac out.

[Lawn Guyland]

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Wills question has been answered, he still has one. Lol.


Sent from my pay phone in Chechnya

[konastinky1234]

jon mac reporting in.

september 23:

Big success. Roommate's girl has a friend in from out of town. Perfect opportunity to capitalize. She won't stop talking to me about annoying topics, things are going swimmingly for the swimmer for once. We all head upstairs and put on a movie, girl gets in my bed and we do that whole thing for a while. She says I have to fuck her. Hell, ya didn't have to ask. She says she wants it harder. Gladly! I try to keep it under control for the sake of my poor roommate. Couldn't do it. You only live once fuck it!

To top it off I'll never see that annoying girl again. This pleases me.

Jon mac out.

[hoggie101]

jon mac reporting in.

september 23:

Big success. Roommate's girl has a friend in from out of town. Perfect opportunity to capitalize. She won't stop talking to me about annoying topics, things are going swimmingly for the swimmer for once. We all head upstairs and put on a movie, girl gets in my bed and we do that whole thing for a while. She says I have to fuck her. Hell, ya didn't have to ask. She says she wants it harder. Gladly! I try to keep it under control for the sake of my poor roommate. Couldn't do it. You only live once fuck it!

To top it off I'll never see that annoying girl again. This pleases me.

Jon mac out.

Mission accomplished sir

[CntStpTheStnk06]

jon mac...... hows your boner?!

[kracker]

this shit made me laugh out loud at 330 in the am!!!

[konastinky1234]

jon mac...... hows your boner?!

this weekend will tell.

[Lawn Guyland]

if you still have a boner you might wanna get that looked at

[CntStpTheStnk06]

if you still have a boner you might wanna get that looked at

science has not developed a a microscope powerful enough

[Buffalo Phil]

Wauw.