The little things in life that piss you more then they probably should

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

People who pass on the right when you're doing the speed limit or more on a two-lane road.


Fucking ghetto rice Hondas. If black people could cook rice, it'd look like your car.

[Mel]

hahah...oh boy. i have a bunch...

people who bring children into a restaurant and ignore them when they scream and cry and carry on

x a million! Along with people who seat themselves and tell the hostess where they want to sit, so it fucks up the server rotation!

Parents who let their kids make such a mess that when servers clean the table it takes 10min to get the pieces of spaghetti and broken crayons off the table and seats.

when people touch or use my things without asking.

[CSaddict]

Parents who let their kids make such a mess that when servers clean the table it takes 10min to get the pieces of spaghetti and broken crayons off the table and seats.
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That is how people with a limited set of Job skills keep their useless job. On that note I feel like taking my kids to Friendly's to let them scream, yell , and tear the place apart.

[Tom]

sometimes i get extremely angry over the wind.

and people who stop at a 4-way stop way before me and wait until i pull up to my sign before they go. IM ON A FUCKING MILITARY BASE AND WILL LOSE MY LICENSE IF I DONT STOP. GTFO OF THE WAY!!

usually these things are when i havent had much sleep.

[Trailer Ray]

When you're flipping between two TV shows and both have commercials on at the same time.

People who don't turn right on red when its legal.

People who don't use their blinkers. Especially the ones who like to turn on a dime.

As soon as I fix something on the jeep, something else has to break.

[Kyle]

People that get in my way when i need to be some where. It never fails that when you are running late or need to be some where fast there is every 90 yr old driver or student driver in front of you. Or a car accident or traffic.

People who have no idea what the rules of the road are and how to follow them.

people who say acrossed instead of across

or

people who say, "so didn't i" or "so dont I" When the clearly mean, "do did i" or "so do i."


This list could go on forever. I will stop here for now.



Oh and i will add in real quick.




My fail pod. (iPod)

[04WranglerX]

1. Anyone on the road except me. I seriously hate everyone, i'm never not pissed driving. There's always morons that ruin my day.

2. People going the opposite way, taking a right hand turn in front of me, at the last second. I'm either driving my jeep, a 3500 dump or a 5500 dump. CAN YOU NOT SEE ANY OF THESE?

3. People who walk down hallways or isles on the wrong side. You should always be walking down your right side of the isle. If you walk down your left, aka my right, i'm walking into you. Fuck you!

4. People who don't speak english when they can.

5. People who speak in another language to talk shit about you.

6. Niggers. Don't have to be black.

7. Being hot. Eff you heat!

8. Rain.

9. Religious people. Not good.

10. People that look at people with tattoo's like they're scum bags.

11. People who have power trips that think they're better than you.

I can go on for days.

[Even]

I love everyone.

[grundlepunch]

1. out of state drivers

2. emo kids

3. new music

4. pinjabs that own every package / convenience store around me

5. gooks that work at the casinos the refuse to learn english and live 20 to a house refusing the pay proper taxes and mooching off my tax dollar

6. fleas

7. people that ride harleys and feel like they CANT SMILE, like they have to be so bad ass when they ride, and they HAVE to wear a harley t-shirt or a shirt from a bike week they went to every time they ride.

8. Scientist, those fuckers always be lying, making me pissed

[Kyle]

I hate it when your walking and someone is walking towards you and you move out of the way and the other person moves in the same direction and then they move back in the same direction and you play thing stupid fucking game. But it all happens in about .5 seconds.


And another...

Not being able to sell my POS Rustys trac bar for even a lousy $50.

[Mighty Quine]

fat kids
getting the run around from people
fred
people changing lanes without a signal

[skippy]

Fucking ghetto rice Hondas. If black people could cook rice, it'd look like your car.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
putting those godamn mufflers on a little shitbox is like the grown-up version of putting a baseball card in your bike spokes when you're five...except much much worse.

also, dumb questions like, 'is that your boyfriend's jeep?' and 'does that hurt?'

[Zullock Holmes]

- Boston Red Sox fans, anything even just wearing a hat, i will smite your exsistance.
- people going slow in the fast lane
- watching people merge onto the highway
- black people that act like either a. i owe them something or b. ghetto ass nigger shit, like blatantly loud and acting like uncivilized baffoons.
- asian people that i can't understand, and always buy the cheapest thing, even when i try for 10 minutes to sell them something good.
- people that get things handed to them
- hux's mazda miata
- liquor stores not open on sunday or after 9
- Rustys OffRoad
- overcooked meats
- most interracial relationships
- finding out theres no mozzarella left
- people that have dogs but do not take care of them..... fuck cats.
- Girls with no respect for themselves... aka flavored vodka drinking sluts that let any guy with a fake tan and a semi errect penis pound their hole into submission in the bathroom of a club.

thats pretty much it. But all in all though, i don't think anyone here has ever seen me truly pissed off, it doesnt happen too often

adding this cause it happened today....

106.9's addiction to talking and commercials
also when 104.1 and 106.9 play the same shitty song at the same time. then my life is ruined.

[92XJ]

Teletubbies I hate fucking teletubbies. I hate them so much I might be a tubbiephobe.

[CumminsJeep]

1. One uppers. We get it, you are the coolest mother fucker in the world, now shut the fuck up.
2. The bad driving ones have already been said.
3. Jersey guidos
4. The fact that I cannot plow megan fox, kiera knightly, carrie underwood, blake lively, and jessica alba
5. People who have an album on facebook with the word "SHITSHOW" in it. also people who have to make it known that they drank 450 beers last night. I remember my first beer
6. Jimmy Buffet. Get the fuck off the island dude.
7. Angry music. I listen to Country music, sorry
8. Ricers.
9. Russian Landscapers. If you ask me "how much this" again, I'm kicking you out.
10. pizza cutter tires (CB3, go fuck yourself)

I think thats it for now