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  • #16
    got paralyzed. came down with lymes, mono, and GBS <--- thats the one that sucks. look it up.. shitty stuff
    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
    didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
    he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
    Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
    i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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    • #17
      my freshman year of HS i was on my way to PA with my cousin, her son, her husband, and his sister...we were in her SUV and her husband was driving....we were somewhere near the delaware water gap at like 9 at night when an 18 wheeler cut across all three lanes...turns out he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed right into us (we were in the left lane) we caused 4 other accidents behind us and we were crushed in between the truck and the divider...i had to climb out of the sunroof because it was the only way out, and we were told if the accident had happened a few seconds later we would have hit the gas tank and probably cause a whole mess, and yeah, we would have died. had to wear a sling for a few weeks, my back and shoulder are still messed up to this day, had a nastyyyy black and blue eye from it....it wasn't fun

      i also have mild hypoglycemia and i will faint due to dehydration and lack of sugar...a few times i have stopped breathing for quite a while and people have seen my eyes roll to the back of my head....pretty freaky stuff
      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
      2022 JL Rubicon

      Originally posted by hoggie101
      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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      • #18
        there are a few storys i'll have to add later but the main thing was in first grade i think. i was walking down the sidewalk on the way from from school and lightning struck the sidewalk a few feet in front of me. left a hole there too
        I drive a Datsun

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
          i also have mild hypoglycemia and i will faint due to dehydration and lack of sugar...a few times i have stopped breathing for quite a while and people have seen my eyes roll to the back of my head....pretty freaky stuff
          ah i'm hypoglycemic too! sucky! i'm always light headed and dizzy.
          erika. sweat and dirt;

          00 xj & 93 yj.

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          • #20
            got into a motorcycle accident back in october and stuck/was struck by a van who had no brakes. All I remember was getting slammed by the van, the bike falling apart below me, and flying though the air and tumbling down the road. I was wearing a helmet, and some how, none of the helmet made contact with anything, wasnt a scratch on it... I did however break all my toes in my left foot and had a few of my toe nails removed. It was really weird too, because I stood up after it was all said and done and I had so much adrenaline that I just walked around and was fine, I felt no pain, I was just angry that my bike was toast, but I felt fine. 10 minutes later I see blood dripping out of my shoe and I knew I had a problem.... Could have been a lot worse, I made out pretty good in the end.

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            • #21
              9 years ago, I was bringing a friend home during a blizzard. We were on 291 in Windsor going 20mph ( Chrysler K-Car no less ). I look in the mirror, and this van is flying up towards us. I thought he was being an asshole, but I was wrong. Behind the van was a semi that jackknifed and was flying towards us. Somehow, the van made it past me, and the semi regained control at the last second and avoided us.
              1998 XJ.....Finally.
              1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.


              ...And I'm a Mac

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              • #22
                Many many incidents while being stupid in my old Subie because I was young. Almost wrecked a state highway truck head-on while drifting around a corner, probably around 65mph. Also did around 155 on the highway, in the dark.

                The closest knock on deaths doorstep I ever had, was to climb a power line tower. The kind that you see going through the mountains and are easily 300+ ft. tall. I made it as far as I could before the ladder bars started snaking around the tower, which was basically 3/4 of the way up. One slip and there was really no chance of me surviving.

                Someone actually saw me and called the cops, I never got in trouble though.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by XJtheXtremeJeep View Post
                  I'm calling BS
                  No bs my man, had it in 6th pinned pretty much redline.. the bike was very much capable of it.. (Hayabusa, lowered/stretched, built engine, and a small shot of NOS. I sold it like a month later. I scared myself stupid.
                  1994 ZJ- sold
                  1998 XJ-sold
                  2011 F-150 ecoboost- daily
                  1994 ZJ- 5.5 lift blah blah blah

                  - Mike

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                  • #24
                    bullshit so you were doing 354.05568 kph when the bike has a limiter at 300kph and does not have enough gearing to do it iirc?

                    ok ghostrider
                    Last edited by Magilla; 05-19-2010, 05:14 PM.
                    1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                    2001 wj tbd
                    1974 5 ton

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                    • #25
                      rolled my old jeep with no seatbelt at about 45 50 coming around a turn.dragged my head on the road for about 15 feet.

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                      • #26
                        I told my mother she was full of shit and how I didn't feel like paying rent one week because she blatantly destroyed some personal belongings.

                        I've never been so close to God in my life.
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                        Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Bigbike View Post
                          -Flying out of the back of Bryans old pick up at 25 or so, landing face first
                          -Installing a rear axle under Dizzys jeep while the jeep was being held up buy a high lift.


                          ill add more later.
                          I wasnt doing 25.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by zjfreak94 View Post
                            No bs my man, had it in 6th pinned pretty much redline.. the bike was very much capable of it.. (Hayabusa, lowered/stretched, built engine, and a small shot of NOS. I sold it like a month later. I scared myself stupid.
                            still call bs.... at high speeds the bike speedos aren't accurate you coulda been doing up to 20 mph slower than that.... and define built engine... those motors are tweaked about as much as they can be factory

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by XJtheXtremeJeep View Post
                              I almost died when i thought it would be cool to shine a flashlight in RJ's eyes while he was sleeping
                              fixed

                              Oh yea listen to Geoff who cant even keep a bike up right not moving
                              Last edited by Magilla; 05-19-2010, 05:18 PM.
                              1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                              2001 wj tbd
                              1974 5 ton

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                              • #30
                                was wheelin in ohio in my buddy's dakota, and he managed to barrel roll it 4 or 5 times goin down a hill and we landed on the roof.. i was lucky i was wearin my belt, the roof crushed down to within inches of my head... i cut 1/2way thru the belt with the backside of my knife before i wondered what was takin so long and figured it out a kid with a bronco and another with a ramcharger chained it up and flipped it up on the wheels, and it started right up but smoked like crazy for about 5 minutes.. we ended up driving it back to cleveland where we lived (about a 45 minute ride)
                                "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." John Wayne

                                88 Jeep Comanche 4.0/AW-4/NP231/D30/D35
                                95 Chevy K1500 ext. cab 350/4L60E/NP208
                                91 GMC Sonoma 2wd 4.3/700R4 (gotta have something that gets good gas mileage!)

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