Cops

[loudobbs]

Theres a big trial in CT going on right now about a cop who sped through a stop sign without his lights on and caused a crash that killed 2 kids.

I was with 3 friends of mine in the back seat going down a hill through a green light when a cop blew his red light and flew out in front of us and we tboned him. After the crash he goes "you must not have seen my lights"

fucking pig had no lights on.

However 4 cool cop stories;
as a kid, i took a left off rt 7 into a dirt road that lead to an open field, started doing donuts, and instantly cop lights came on. he followed us in there. walked up to the car and said "do you know why i pulled you over?" "I said yeah, for being an asshole" "correct". we chatted... he didnt give me a ticket and said the land owners are probably not going to press charges, and never did.

driving a friend of mine home drunk to darien in the unregisted, uninsured tj with a suspended license a cop pulled us over, asked if we were drinking, and said 'bring her home and go home'

driving from the bars in sono to home not far in norwalk a cop apparently followed me, watched me park, then put his spot light on me. "do you know how many stop signs you ran?" me: "I dont know, none?" he said, "3" and drove off.

driving from ct to ny at 2am drunk I got pulled over for taking a left off an exit that no left was allowed. the cop pulled me over, asked the normal shit, gave me the pen sobriety test, and said davey burns (bar) is down the road on the left.

all true, luck is on my side. those days are behind me though, I swear

[HeavyMetal]

drunk driving is sweet

[#DEZERTDAD]

drunk driving is sweet

[Magilla]

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[loudobbs]

drunk driving is sweet

fuck yeah

[Even]

those days are behind me though, I swear

fuck yeah

Man, you must be a badass.

[TheDude]

Do not drive through new haven. I took my truggy through there and it was almost comparable to sticking my pecker in a bees nest.

RM

[Riot]

I was kicked out of Yale last night.


and then kicked out of another section of yale today.

They do not like unicycling or laser tag