Battle Wounds

[Mike]

wrecked a motorcycle and broke all my toes in my left foot and broke my pinkie
got my nose broke in a fight ( i won the fight though )
was running across the top of money bars ( stupid right) and fell through, smoked my head and got a concussion.
was running and fell into the corner of a chimney , split my head open, 40ish stitches .

thats about it, nothing really serious.

[Arundlemcbrundle]

broke a rib in a car accident
cracked my head open when i was a kid rollin off the bed into a dresser corner when i was asleep
took some chunks off my kneecap ridin a dirtbike on the road and fallin off in shorts
thats pretty much it i think. i got a bunch of scars all over but i can't remember where they came from

[Saharicon]

never knew lacrosse was so popular. everyone out here plays soccer and football

I never knew either until I moved to the east coast. We always thought it was a mythical sport that was made up. Then I moved to Maryland and all the true bros were lacrosse players.

[Saharicon]

Guess Ill play now:

Wrecked a mountain bike going down a massive gravel hill. Hit a big rock, flipped over the handle bars tore my left knee up pretty bad. Ripped all the skin off, could see the bone.

When I was 5 I dressed up like a ninja turtle(rapheal to be exact) I took my sies and attacked my dog. Just when I thought I had the upper hand she lunged up and bit my lip. I had a big hole in my lip for a long time and everytime I had purple drank is turned to a purple hole.

Was wakeboarding, did a back flip wiped out and hit a branch, slit my thigh open.

53% of my body has burn scars. most are 3rd degree burns.

Never had a broken bone though

Oh, forgot one of my funniest ones.

Me and my buddy were racing our four wheelers to the end of a field and I cut through his back yard thinking I could get the upper edge on him. Well his clothes line blended in with the grass because it was green. I hit it at about 50 right across my face. My bottom lip was pretty much hanging off and I had a huge cut on my upper lip.

[Mighty Quine]

split my head open slipping on a rock fishing, broken collar bone playing kickball, burned my hand hammered with fire crackers, lots of stitches and staples through the years

[Ktmracer419]

2 colla bones, each side, never broken any other bone in my life.

i have a sweet scar on my left wrist from road rash.

i have raced dirtbikes for several years and dumped a billiondy times and always landed gracefully though. nothing more than bruises

[netrachamp1853]

Like Sam here I raced dirtbikes for years and have had many spectacular getoff's
Resulting in 37 left shoulder dislocations..(I kept racing to win the championship and just dealt with it)
3 right shoulder dislocation
3 shoulder suguries
3rd degree burn on my right arm when I was a kid
exploded my pinkie toe off my left foot while racing (it was re-attached)
A few knee contusions where ur knee fills with fluid
1 bad concussion
20 stiches in the right butt cheek from going through a glass coffee table
A few stiches inmy hand and forehead.

[Quartney]

oohh i forgot i got bit by a dog when i was a kid...she wanted the doughnut i was eating. being petted just wasnt good enough for her. silly duchess

[Ktmracer419]

when i was 2 i was dropped on a microwave



















in before "that explains alot"

[Krazors001]

Have a scar across my stomach from surgery at 4 months old that makes me have a halfey belly button from the scar tissue. I was born with a section of my intestines looking like someone stepped on a garden hose.

When the Varsity club was still in existence, my buddy found my unconscious on the bottom of the half pipe and my helmet missing. I woke up 20 minutes later sitting in a room with my mother in the dark and a horrible headache and concussion.

Have a scar down my left forearm from ripping open a zippo package and it slicing me like an attention whore faking suicide

I have a lot of miscelaneous scars and such from inline skating and such, but I think becuase of my "low cog" I normally survive with just bumps and bruises

[Quartney]

when i was 2 i was dropped on a microwave



















in before "that explains alot"

i fell off a roof onto a window airconditioner....

and

[Buffalo Phil]

i fell off a roof onto a window airconditioner....

and

Now THAT explains a lot.

Lamp. It's a Lamp.

[Quartney]

Now THAT explains a lot.

Lamp. It's a Lamp.

IKNOWITSALAMPPHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

funniest moment we ever had was that hahahahha

and i did this after the lamp incident.

[whitekee99]

split my head open slipping on a rock fishing, broken collar bone playing kickball, burned my hand hammered with fire crackers, lots of stitches and staples through the years

playing some hardcore kickball there ya?

[Paco Lopez]

Fell 30 feet off a cliff, landed on my feet and shattered a heelbone. Couldn't walk for 4 months.