Battle Wounds

[Lawn Guyland]

whenever i battle with HM or DM i lose

i can't even lift Heavy's tires

[LittleD]

26 stitches across my chin from tripping and sliding my face across one of those twist like railing support things.

Stiches just above my right eye brow from a hockey stick.

20 something stitches across the top of my head from a falling brick.

A few on my pointer finger from trying to break a razor blade (i know, i was like 6)

left shoulder has a random scar no one can explain.

Stitches in my knee from using a mailbox as the brakes for my bike......

Broken Bones:
almost all of my toes, mainly from those trampoline springs.
Left wrist from falling off my bike and grinding my wrist on my handle bar/road
A few ribs from when i fell, tripped my hockey coach, and i broke his fall with my ribs.

And i've had about 7 or 8 concussions all in different severity, which is why im no longer able to play hockey.

[Saharicon]

I pricked myself with a needle one.

[XJLI]

I pricked myself with a needle one.

thank heavens youre still here to tell your story!

[Buffalo Phil]

Most Painful Experience of my life was when my thumb and an M1 Garand did not get along.

[Pedro]

couple sprained ankles
separated shoulder
broken finger (still messed up cuz i never got it fixed.)
couple stitches here and there

nothing major

[Trailer Ray]

i had about 10 stitches in my elbow from falling off my bike when i was like 8. i had about 10 or 12 in my left knee from tripping on slippery rocks at the beach when i was about 12. i broke a rib when i was 16 from falling on a rail while snowboarding. tore my acl, mcl and miniscus in my right knee when i was 17 playing hockey and had it operated on. And tore my acl and mcl again when i was 19, got it operated on again last summer. it hurts, all the time no matter what

[OTTE]

Point: Skateboard
Points: truck accident
Point: Fire hydrant

Female: I bet each one of those scar have an exciting story, no?

Dude: No not really. I skateboarded off the back of a truck into a fire hydrant

I know it is from Out Cold. Just cant think of the character's names.

[Magilla]

inga and luke

[Zullock Holmes]

did you know the eskimos have 11 words for yahoo stuck in a hot tub and only 8 for snow?

[Trailer Ray]

PIGPEN!

[Magilla]

I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!

[CumminsJeep]

broke my arm (the upper part) playing lacrosse. that was the worst. I had to sleep sitting up for two weeks so the bone would settle back into place.
tore some stuff in my knee snowboarding
broke my hand punching a mannequin. no joke.
cut my knee open really bad on the license plate of a porsche boxster.
got hit right between the eyes with a hockey puck. stitches
broke a finger or two.
cut my knee doing dirty things in a hot tub (that ones still healing)
two purple hearts in nam

[CumminsJeep]

i like to double post. fml.

[Magilla]

stop double posting