Battle Wounds

[Quartney]

Weve probably had a thread like this before but talking about sams collar bones sparked this

whats your worst "accidents"?

i did a backflip and knocked myself unconscious in a pool once

got 2nd degree burns on my arms as a toddler

and sprained my ankle falling down steps at the park

no broken bone stories, or stitches besides stuff cut off for skin cancer scare kinda things

whats your worst ones???

[Lawn Guyland]

never broken a bone...but..

my brother closed a george foreman grill by accident on my hand...so i have a scar on my left hand...my other brother closed a pair of grill tongs on my finger when we were younger...so i have a scar there...

when i was ice skating years ago i cut my ankle badly and have a scar there

my knee is all sorts of fucked from playing lacrosse years ago but there's no marks or anything on the outside

i was in a car accident in 2002 and dislocated my shoulder and did some damage to my back too

oh and i sprained my ankle and hand too

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Two 2nd degree burns on each arm from a 150psi low pressure steam line from my last ship. Instantly cordorized then infected. Almost got discharged off the ship for it

Broke my thumb as a kid

Broke my toe on this ship, buddy dropped a flashlight on it

Stitches in thumb

Torn ligament in hand

Not too bad of a life

[BOX]

Hand on stove when I was like 4.

Broken arm in soccer because a fat ass fell on me.

Broken arm on a trampoline because I was being retarded.

Tore ligaments in my knee skiing.

Not quite as 4 serious... but had to go to ER still.
cut my finger open smashing a computer
nose injury mountain biking when I was really young, but didn't break it.

[HeavyMetal]

i took an RPG to the head once

[Bizkitjmd1]

in a car accident- broke my shoulder in three places and got a 12" laceration in my armpit.
while fishing- fell in mud, sliced leg open on barnacle- 13 stitches
sitting on trunk of car- friend drove off- 8 staples in head
mounting overhead dvd screen- sliced finger on sheet metal- 9 stitches in a corkscrew shape

I think there was more when I was younger but don't remember.

[Quartney]

i like the reasonings behind some of those

"because a fat ass fell on me"

"because i was being retarded"

[justtorchit]

hmmmm

broken foot from football
broken ankle from walking drunk in mud
couple broken toes
broken about every finger except thumbs
14 bolt chopped and mutilated a pointer finger
fractured arm from racing
cracked knee cap last year from bmx (that was a weird feeling)
im sure there are some others

[Nick]

when i was in second grade i cut my arm on a saw, 8 stitches

thats about it

[CSaddict]

Broke my left collar bone 3 times
my right collar bone 2 times
right arm above my elbow once
most of my lower ribs on both side
3 fingers
most of my toes

5 stitches in my nose
4 stitches in my left knee
6 stitches in my right thumb
4 stitches in my right elbow

Drill bit in the left side of my thumb and it came out the right side lifting all the tendons and muscle.

thats about it I think.

[Lawn Guyland]

when i was in second grade i cut my arm on a saw, 8 stitches

thats about it

dont lie, you tried to kill will and he chopped your arm off

[Magilla]

Too many not going into it i dont have a day to type

[grundlepunch]

i have a LONG list, hahahaha i have had so many head injuries i have to have a cat scan every time now

snowboarding:
-knocked myself out for 30 min (nose dived a large table)
-broke wrists x amount of times
-broke coller bone (to avoid small kid crawling up the landing of a jump)
-a few concussions (cased the deck of a 12 foot half pipe)
-fucked up my face
-tore shit in my arm, caused me to have 2 surgeries and have a muscle moved

BMX:
- hit a tree in the woods comming off a jump, split face open from inside nose to lip, you could see my teeth with my mouth closed (got a concussion)
-stiches in shin a few times
-grinding a ledge over stairs i fell about 7 feet to my face, busted my face open, put a hole in my ear from sliding face first on the pavement (got concussion)
-manualing a ledge down stairs, split forehead open, teeth through lip ect. (got a concussion)
random other shit, countless small stuff

Random:
-3rd degree burns on my arms
-hit a deer on my motorcycle (thought i was going to die), got road rash, bruised -lung/ribs and split some toes in half (got concussion)
-broke foot in a front flip gone wrong

ect...

[Nick]

dont lie, you tried to kill will and he chopped your arm off

we don't discuss this incident. learn the rules.

[Lawn Guyland]

we don't discuss this incident. learn the rules.

i cant wait for will's face this weekend when he gets his gift