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  • #16
    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post


    i cant wait for will's face this weekend when he gets his gift


    priceless

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Nick View Post


      priceless
      i legitimately hate your guts
      - Will


      Originally posted by fizzy
      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
      Originally posted by DizzDizz
      aliens probed my husband

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      • #18
        i broke my angle playing basketball in 8th grade.

        broke countless fingers playing football

        Spent 3 days in the hospital senior year, cause my liver shut down, apparently you arent supposed to drink daily when you have mono. that ended up in the worst and most painful two weeks of my life.

        ohhh and my arms are covered in burns from working in a kitchen for the past 2 years, if that counts.
        No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


        ForSure Motorsports
        Win or Lose, We Booze.


        Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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        • #19
          Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
          i legitimately hate your guts
          your pathetic attempts at feigning animosity really have no effect on me

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          • #20
            Point: Skateboard
            Points: truck accident
            Point: Fire hydrant

            Female: I bet each one of those scar have an exciting story, no?

            Dude: No not really. I skateboarded off the back of a truck into a fire hydrant
            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
            didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
            he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
            Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
            i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
              i took an RPG to the head once
              I thought you were going to say "I deliver battle wounds not take them."
              99 Dub Ya Jay

              My Adventures Thread
              http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15148

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              • #22
                Originally posted by BOX View Post
                I thought you were going to say "I deliver battle wounds not take them."
                saving this for the future

                ive never broken a bone except someone elses collar bone
                - Will


                Originally posted by fizzy
                or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                Originally posted by DizzDizz
                aliens probed my husband

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                • #23
                  Broke my pinky and ring finger when I was 5- running up and down wet trailer ramps, slipped and fell into table, table collapsed and crushed fingers

                  Broken nose- soccer ball to the face never went to the hospital, now I have an Owen wilson style nose

                  broken finger- basketball in the dark

                  broken pinky toe a few months back-taking off my sock

                  stitches in my dome- fell and cracked my head on a boat trailer
                  1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                  1999 sierra
                  1967 M725 Big and Slow
                  -Dan

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                  • #24
                    Endless amounts of stitches, staples and scars. Pics below of most recent-staples in head!




                    Surgery-Brain Surgery when I was 16, hit by a Trans Am while riding a Suzuki DR125 with no helmet on, lots of road rash. I will have to dig up and post some pics.

                    Broken arm-Hit by drunk driver in a Chevy pickup while crossing a street on skateboard when I was 13.
                    HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
                    OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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                    • #25
                      endless small scars on my legs from MTB..

                      two scars on my left wrist from punching through a glass window when i was like 12

                      broken middle finger and scars on that and two others from doing slam dunks on an unweighted basketball hoop and it fell down on me when i was 15 or so

                      scar on my right leg from an aluminum frame klondike derby sled in boy scouts when i was 15 or so. that was 15 stitches i think.

                      broke my left funny bone in 1st grade being a bro on the playground

                      i long scar on my right pinky from who knows what

                      i cant feel the end of my left pinky too well bc i busted the nerves in it doing the lift on my jeep and the 8.25 rolled over it

                      scars on my left knee from first being a bro on the playground (again) a while ago, then more scars from MTB, then i opened it up i a pit at a show and its a huge thing now

                      hairline fracture in my foot and ankle from jumping off the roof my my high school

                      i've broken a few toes here and there too but theyre too easy.

                      im sure i have a bunch more i cant remember.

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                      • #26
                        broke my arm when i was a kid
                        knee problems from playing football
                        back problems from doing barrel rolls down a hill in a dakota (not intentionally!) and landing on the roof
                        scar under my left eyebrow from doing a faceplant tryin to stop my bike quick
                        broke the big toe on my right foot twice
                        scar on my right thumb from when someone tapped on my shoulder and i turned to look while i was carving something
                        i think thats it
                        "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." John Wayne

                        88 Jeep Comanche 4.0/AW-4/NP231/D30/D35
                        95 Chevy K1500 ext. cab 350/4L60E/NP208
                        91 GMC Sonoma 2wd 4.3/700R4 (gotta have something that gets good gas mileage!)

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                        • #27
                          i guess i should add i have a scar on my shin from doing hand to hand combat with DM
                          - Will


                          Originally posted by fizzy
                          or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                          Originally posted by DizzDizz
                          aliens probed my husband

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                          • #28
                            broke my left leg dirtbiking (coming down from a large jump and not landing it correctly, as i tumbled bike rolled on my leg at the same time uplifting my ACL (i think) and twisting it. 3 pin's + 42 staples down my leg.

                            broken ankle also from dirtbiking 5 screws and 12 staples

                            had an 18" diameter surface grinder spinning at 9000+rpm touch the top of my right hand. instantly ground away all skin down to knuckles, cortorized wound instantly at least but freaky looking inside my hand and watching all the things move when i moved my fingers.

                            broke my pinky somehow, doesnt bend straight anymore...

                            like 1" scar on left arm from my computer. my old windows 98 pc decided to take forever to eject a cd when i was younger, dinner time came around and i ran past the tower while the cd tray decided to open... computer combat.
                            up to 40% off parts from advance auto parts, buy online and pick up at store for free-click here!
                            eliminator MJ - Sold
                            99 TJ on 36's - Sold 95 ZJ -parted out/scrapped
                            Current Project - 'Family hauler' 2001 XJ

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
                              i guess i should add i have a scar on my shin from doing hand to hand combat with DM
                              If you inflicted more scars on DM than on your shin I don't think it should count
                              99 Dub Ya Jay

                              My Adventures Thread
                              http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15148

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by BOX View Post
                                If you inflicted more scars on DM than on your shin I don't think it should count
                                well it was with its old i-beam bumper which i ended up ripping off by hand and throwing...SCORE SETTLED
                                - Will


                                Originally posted by fizzy
                                or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                                Originally posted by DizzDizz
                                aliens probed my husband

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