college?

[wannabejeep]

today i started drink at 1 in the afternoon. I went to a hockey game a 7, then went bacl and continued. Went to a rediculous party and "obtained" a thing of italian dressing and a half handle of seagrams gin. Then we mixed that with orange juice in some budweiser bottles (that we hand comsumed this afternoon) and continued drinking until right now. That's college buddy. but seriously.

[Tom]

precisely.


and if you think thats the life, try joining the af. wimminz and beer. i was groped last weekend at the mall while in uniform.

[wannabejeep]

precisely.


and if you think thats the life, try joining the af. wimminz and beer. i was groped last weekend at the mall while in uniform.

I got groped on the bus once. This girl's boyfriend was passed out in the seat next to her and I was standing there minding my own business. Next thing I know she grabbed my gear! It happened and I was like "well, where do we go from here?" Then she vomitted into her lap.

[Ktmracer419]

I got groped on the bus once. This girl's boyfriend was passed out in the seat next to her and I was standing there minding my own business. Next thing I know she grabbed my gear! It happened and I was like "well, where do we go from here?" Then she vomitted into her lap.

did she fart and burp at the same time?

[CumminsJeep]

did she fart and burp at the same time?

bahahahahhahahahaha


and dan, yu have a way with drunk girls

[Lawn Guyland]

tom, does your girlfriend know you're walking around getting groped?

some of you have terrible advice. seriously. i'm worried for the day you might become fathers.

you have the power to make college whatever you want it to be. you want to have sex with lots of girls? go out and try. you want to get drunk every night? sure, it's possible. i'm not saying it doesn't happen, but you don't just move into your dorm on day one and have girls waiting in your bed with a keg next to it...

and tom, sororities are not networking for sex. i can't wait til samantha comes on here and reads this and gives you a nice beating for that comment.

[Ktmracer419]

I got groped on the bus once. This girl's boyfriend was passed out in the seat next to her and I was standing there minding my own business. Next thing I know she grabbed my gear! It happened and I was like "well, where do we go from here?" Then she vomitted into her lap.

so how is forestry treating you?

[XJLI]

i doubt you would have uttered those words ( your take on college ) a year ago.

i would certainly have not.

Did you write this down in a journal

my friend's 21st

as dumb as this may sound to some of you, i'm not going to college to party or get laid. i'm going so i can get a better education. not saying that i won't go to any parties or anything, but that's not my main focus

dont lie to yourself.

second off, i used to say i wouldnt go faster than 50 on my motorcycle. kinda like how youre saying youre going to college for an "education." then i was averaging 120mph daily on my commute to and from work. kinda like how you will learn to appreciate the immense amount of titties and beer at college. just because i didnt get them that one time at new paltz doesnt mean it isnt real. i knew a kid who knew a kid who knew a kid who had a threesome. in college. its science.

exactly.

you have the power to make college whatever you want it to be. you want to have sex with lots of girls? go out and try. you want to get drunk every night? sure, it's possible. i'm not saying it doesn't happen, but you don't just move into your dorm on day one and have girls waiting in your bed with a keg next to it...

also, exactly. if you want it, its there, you just need to find it.

you want to get laid every night? its 100% possible, just harder for an underclassman. being a senior+frat parties+first weekends of school+freshman girls = easy pickings. not to say i did any of that....

get drunk all the time? more than possible. be high all the time? also more than possible. would i recommend it? not all the time. sure, give it a shot, try it on for a lil bit, but dont stay that way.

the most important thing, like i said before, is HAVE FUN. make new friends, and just do whatever.

oh, and i guess keep tabs on your schoolwork. that being said i have a 3.5 GPA, but im also a production major, and my senior documentary was on mountain biking so i just rode around and filmed my friends and other local bike shop guys

[Ktmracer419]

fo siddius

i went to New England tech (technical college) and it was gay. i did my work and went straight home almost every night. not much of a party scene or anything of that nature there, but i wish i didn't jump at the first school i looked at which was within commuting distance.

i don't talk to anyone i went to school with anymore.

if i could do it all again i would

and im looking into it

[HeavyMetal]

second off, i used to say i wouldnt go faster than 50 on my motorcycle. kinda like how youre saying youre going to college for an "education." then i was averaging 120mph daily on my commute to and from work.

that worked out well

[Buffalo Phil]

This thread makes me glad I didn't go to college.

[Chaos]

This thread makes me glad I didn't go to college.

[Buffalo Phil]

I feel like I would have wasted and obscene amount of money for nothing. I never had student loans, my post high school education was paid for from a fund that my parents set up when I was a kid with money still left over and still had the time of my life out in Pittsburgh.

Our 'Frat House' was at the end of Berringer Place every other Friday night for a barbeque and guns.

[wannabejeep]

so how is forestry treating you?

It's pretty good actually. We get to look at trees, and spend 3 hours a week in the woods. Most of the classes are easy and I learn a lot. No complaints here.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

yes, if you go away to college you will get laid. there will be some desperate drunk freshman who just broke up with her high school boyfriend of 3 years because she just found out he was cheating on her. the easy slutty girls go after the frat guys, so if you want to wake up with some sort of STD and knowing that you just had sex with the same girl 20 of your buddies did, go ahead. i almost joined a sorority and realized halfway through that it was not for me. not because i didn't want to spend my time sleeping around with guys and granted at the time i did have a boyfriend...i have friends in sororities at many different schools, including new paltz, and they are all not cheating on their boyfriends or sleeping around with many guys at once. the purpose of joining a sorority is not to become a campus whore.

And then your friend ends up coming into your room asking you and your room mate "does this look like an STD to you" and then you end up googe-ing what you think it is and giving a diagnosis of what it is even though youre both engineers not doctors and he flips out because you told him his dick is going to fall all the time trying not to laugh your ass off at the kid because he hooked up with a 30+ year old who INSISTED he wore a condom and he didn't.


.....totally hypothetical, your college experience might differ