college?

[Magilla]

Respectful normal girl













Do not want. Psycho chicks are the most interesting

Google biggest party schools and apply there

[Ktmracer419]

college is NOT american pie, as sam just referenced it. you can try all you want to be the stiffler of your school, but in any respectful, real, normal girls eyes, you will just be seen as a douche.

im not stiffler

i see myself as more of a jim

awkward, having sex with baked goods, glueing my hand to my penis, you know normal shit.

[Lawn Guyland]

Respectful normal girl













Do not want. Psycho chicks are the most interesting

Google biggest party schools and apply there

psycho chicks are the ones who will give you those one night stands you love oh so much, so you just keep doing what you do best. but when the day comes that you actually want to have a real, meaningful relationship (which probably will never happen for you ) a normal girl is the way to go.

[Lawn Guyland]

oh, and p.s.


usher said it best...the best girls are "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed."

[Magilla]

I did have a "real meaningful relationship" for a few years with a psycho it was never a dull moment between ducking from flying pots or crazy sex. I never said anything about 1 night stands.

[Ruecifur]

college chicks like getting the "Alaskan snow dragon"

[offrdyj87]

look what i started haha

as dumb as this may sound to some of you, i'm not going to college to party or get laid. i'm going so i can get a better education. not saying that i won't go to any parties or anything, but that's not my main focus

[Clause]

oh, and p.s.


usher said it best...the best girls are "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed."

actually. it was Ludacris..

[Mike]

hes right


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXbRBS5Z58[/ame]

[Lawn Guyland]

oh. sorry. my bad.

it's an usher song though.

last time i checked i was a small white girl



and good for you tyler, it's nice to know there are guys out there who have a smart head on their shoulders and aren't just out to get laid

[HeavyMetal]

this thread has some of the most retarded advice in it

[Krazors001]

this thread has some of the most retarded advice in it

become a minority so you never pay for your own shit and blame society for you fail. /Advice

[Arundlemcbrundle]

become a minority so you never pay for your own shit and blame society for you fail. /Advice

best advice of this thread

[HeavyMetal]

become a minority so you never pay for your own shit and blame society for you fail. /Advice

best advice of this thread

LOL

[Tom]

first off, nicole is wrong. college is tits and beer and sororities are all about sex. why else would they need to join a sorority? networking for sex. duh.

second off, i used to say i wouldnt go faster than 50 on my motorcycle. kinda like how youre saying youre going to college for an "education." then i was averaging 120mph daily on my commute to and from work. kinda like how you will learn to appreciate the immense amount of titties and beer at college. just because i didnt get them that one time at new paltz doesnt mean it isnt real. i knew a kid who knew a kid who knew a kid who had a threesome. in college. its science.


nicole please dont hurt me