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  • #31
    Originally posted by JoeNitro View Post
    7:30 am I-91 North Exit 10ish
    I cross paths with the "im out to fuck someone" state trooper.

    Officer: License, INS and REG please son.
    Me: Here you are Sir.
    Officer: Ok the reason i pulled you over is your rear tires seem to be stickin out 3-4" and your front looks to be about 5-6" but that could be because the fenders all smashed
    Me: Yes i have been meaning to get some extended flairs Sir.
    Officer: Well im going to issue you a "Fix-it tickit" youll need to get this taken care of and report to the DMV within 20day for inspection.
    Me: OK...!! thankyou very much Officer.

    JOY....

    anyone got a set of TJ flares cuz my shits trimmed so i dont really know if stock will fit n e more


    yeah but they appear to be on my jeep lol dont ya just love state troopers joe?
    93 xj blue with a hint of tree bark - Dead
    90 xj pos blue renix - Gone
    95 xj green - Soon to be 3", 33's, ford 9", JCR stage II sliders, some skids

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    • #32
      Originally posted by trained.monkey View Post
      From DMV composite vehicle inspection requirements:

      "FENDERS - Fenders are required over front and rear tires. Front and rear fenders must come at least half way down the rear of the tire, to the center of the axle and must start at a line directly above the axle, or be equipped with suitable mud flaps and all fenders must cover entire tread width of the tire."


      Interesting trivia: A stock Wrangler's fenders+ flares don't meet this criteria!

      Are jeeps illegal in CT?

      Hahah. Fun FACTS. He learned that from a snapple lid!

      Anyhoo, Doorless is what im most worried about, especially in West Haven. Mainly because I don't have tyrrz above stock ;] and my flares are suhweet stock.
      Is it egg nog season yet?

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      • #33
        I got a warning today from a some jersey cop for having my plate light out.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by 88xjchief View Post
          I got a warning today from a some jersey cop for having my plate light out.
          welcome
          P8R

          2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
          2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

          Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
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          • #35
            gots me some YJ flares..... gonna try and fab it up saturday
            #becauseJoeNitro

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Pedro View Post
              welcome
              You can keep your sucky state.

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              • #37
                i herd in jersey you cant even pump your own gas
                "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
                  i herd in jersey you cant even pump your own gas
                  And you heard correctly.

                  They pump their fists, not their Gas.
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                  • #39
                    Anyone like the song "The 10 coolest things about New Jersey" by The Bloodhound Gang?
                    Is it egg nog season yet?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by JoeNitro View Post
                      gots me some YJ flares
                      GROSS
                      99 Dub Ya Jay

                      My Adventures Thread
                      http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15148

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                        And you heard correctly.

                        its true. they have signs at the gas station on the pumps that say it is unlawful to pump your own gas. oh well, its fuckin cold out and i can stay in the warmth
                        P8R

                        2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
                        2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

                        Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
                        OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie

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                        • #42
                          exactly.....when its freezing, some other guy can stand in the cold while i stay warm

                          97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                          • #43
                            they take forever so most of the time i get out and pump it anyway.

                            oh and your welcome bryan
                            I drive a Datsun

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                              they take forever so most of the time i get out and pump it anyway.

                              oh and your welcome bryan
                              HIS WELCOME?
                              - Will


                              Originally posted by fizzy
                              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                              Originally posted by DizzDizz
                              aliens probed my husband

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                              • #45
                                exactly
                                I drive a Datsun

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