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Me: Hey girl when you gunna let me tap that?
her: You don't remember?!?
ME: Wait, what?
her: hahahaha never, obvs
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her: You don't remember?!?
ME: Wait, what?
her: hahahaha never, obvs
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FAILOriginally posted by XJcrazy00 View PostYou better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nailsComment
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I'm taller then her when shes not wearing heelsOriginally posted by Saharicon View PostThe Princess of Guyland
I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulpComment
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Me:Hai Boi! When you gonna let me tap that?
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Me: Ill take that as this weekend! SCORE!You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nailsComment
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you touch him this weekend i kill youOriginally posted by Saharicon View Postmrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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Originally posted by hoggie101
and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all yearComment
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just make it a threesome. duhOriginally posted by Lawn Guyland View PostP8R
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no...wills all mineOriginally posted by Pedro View Postmrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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Originally posted by hoggie101
and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all yearComment
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Are you that worried about Will going the way of Jon Maru?Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
You're a ___________
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me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?
Me- "Can I tap that?"
Her- "Your the one that's turned me down twice already."
Me- "Oh, yeah. I forgot I ****ed your sister."
Me - "Can I tap that"
Her - "Sure, feel free to drive across the country and come tap this"
Me - "For serious?"
Her - "Yes"
Me - "I AM OTW!"You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nailsComment
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so selfish Nicole. gawshOriginally posted by Lawn Guyland View PostP8R
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Me: Hey girl can I ask you something
Nicole: NoI don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulpComment
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You.Originally posted by Danksters View PostAre you that worried about Will going the way of Jon Maru?
Aren't.
Funny.
Ever.
Die.
Fucker.I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulpComment
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me: hey, can i tap that?
her: who's this?
me: oh you WHORE
her: lol no rly.
me: conor
her: is this a joke?
me: can i tap that?
her: **** off!
me: okay im ****ing serious!
her: can we talk about something first...
Me: yo guuurl can I tap that?
Her: I'm going to kick your ****ing *** if you text my gf again.
Me: My b.
Her: Yea your b.Last edited by Saharicon; 11-02-2009, 05:18 PM.You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nailsComment
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