Text a girl....

[Burton58]

Me: hey gurl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Andrew: ew

no jersey love???

[Saharicon]

Isnt that how jersey got fawked up in the first place?

[Burton58]

one guido thought another guido was a chick

[XJcrazy00]

Me: yo guuurl can I tap that?
Her: I'm going to kick your ****ing *** if you text my gf again.
Me: My b.
Her: Yea your b.

Nicely done

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

"yo cna i tap that?"

"ive got a baby, you doofus."

"...so thats a yes?"

[HeavyMetal]

some pussay texted me from a blocked number asking when they could tap nicole

if you ask on here ill give you a better answer

[Lawn Guyland]

some pussay texted me from a blocked number asking when they could tap nicole

if you ask on here ill give you a better answer

better yet i'll give you a good answer

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

that aint cool

"yo can i tap that"

"fuck you"

"so yes?"

[wannabejeep]

some pussay texted me from a blocked number asking when they could tap nicole

if you ask on here ill give you a better answer

so.....









can i?

[HeavyMetal]

so.....









can i?

i know this wasnt you ya lanky bastard

[wannabejeep]

i know this wasnt you ya lanky bastard

Someone this lanky couldn't possibly send that.

[XJcrazy00]

You can text from a blocked number?

I had no idea.

[HeavyMetal]

You can text from a blocked number?

I had no idea.

me either, but i received a few of increasing vulgarity

just another bitch with a big mouth and little balls

[Buffalo Phil]

I can't text.

[skippy]

me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?




Me- "Can I tap that?"
Her- "Your the one that's turned me down twice already."
Me- "Oh, yeah. I forgot I ****ed your sister."


Me - "Can I tap that"
Her - "Sure, feel free to drive across the country and come tap this"
Me - "For serious?"
Her - "Yes"
Me - "I AM OTW!"