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  • #1

    Text a girl....

    hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that. and see what happens.

    Some people who have done it got these responeses

    Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
    Me: time is of the essence.
    Her: your dating my friend no
    Me: so?
    Her: NO.





    Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
    Her: Sure..?
    Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
    Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
    Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question



    Me: ...So when can I tap that?
    Her: How about text me next time when i'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
    Me: Tonight?
    Her: We will see.




    me: ay what u doin gurl?
    her: just playin mah self
    me: DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM



    me:Hey can I ask you a question?
    her:yes
    me: When you gonna let me tap that?
    her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
    me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
    her: haha oh jeez
    me: Im a busy man, I need answers
    Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
    me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
    Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.





    Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: WTF JAY I'M YOUR AUNT




    Since an aunt says "wtf"...

    Me: Ay, when can I tap that?
    Boss: What do you mean Trevor?
    Me: When can I tap those CO2 tanks too the new fill stations...

    Haven't texted back yet...
    Considering my ex's sister now... hm...



    me-Hey girl
    her-Hi
    me-When you gonna let me tap that?
    her-Woah! What?!
    me-I'm busy i need an answer
    her-I'm busy too
    me-well when you gonna let me tap that?
    her-Why?
    me-I sometimes get the urge
    her-Uh ok?
    me-you gonna answer?
    her-idk yett



    Me: Yo so when you gonna let me tap dat ***
    Her: Hahahah. Random!
    Me: Not the answer I was looking for...
    Her: Lol, I have a boyfriend!!! Tisk tisk. You still in new york??
    Me: yyyup
    Her: Aww boooooo,, til when? How are things going?


    this isn't going anywhere....







    HAHAHAHAH found this thread on another forum and its halirious...

    Your turn SIS, just start texting randoms in the phone
    You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails
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  • #2
    "so when are you gonna let me tap that?"

    "when your Jeep doesn't look like a Hot Wheels car"

    OUCH
    2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
    MK2 Jetta > M3
    Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SwampThing View Post
      "so when are you gonna let me tap that?"

      "when your Jeep doesn't look like a Hot Wheels car"

      OUCH
      Keep trying, your bound to get one
      You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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      • #4
        awesome
        I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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        • #5
          I have sent text....
          You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Saharicon View Post
            I have sent text....
            and i just got 2 people asking me what the fuck it was about
            - Will


            Originally posted by fizzy
            or am asians pants not a read end lol.
            Originally posted by DizzDizz
            aliens probed my husband

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Saharicon View Post
              I have sent text....
              X2
              I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
                and i just got 2 people asking me what the fuck it was about
                You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                  X2
                  i hear the void is nice this time of year

                  send postcards!
                  - Will


                  Originally posted by fizzy
                  or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                  Originally posted by DizzDizz
                  aliens probed my husband

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                  • #10
                    I've done this a bit haha.

                    Any chance you found this on PBNation? I think I found it there first but since it is a huge community it gets around. I've read some of the examples though haha. I got one girl to play along, but it was just a joke. I've got a girlfriend lol.
                    -Matt
                    Facebook

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                    • #11
                      Cody did you text Will too?
                      I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                      • #12
                        ME: Hai gurl, when you gonna let me tap that?
                        Her: When Jon Maru is taller than the SIS girls.



                        John, you, me, this weekend... and some god damn platform shoes
                        You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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                        • #13
                          Me: Can I ask you a question?
                          Will: Go
                          Me: When you gunna let me hit that?
                          Will: Void
                          Me: Fag
                          Will: Bitch
                          I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Saharicon View Post
                            ME: Hai gurl, when you gonna let me tap that?
                            Her: When Jon Maru is taller than the SIS girls.



                            John, you, me, this weekend... and some god damn platform shoes
                            Hahaha wtf

                            Who said that?
                            I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                              Hahaha wtf

                              Who said that?
                              The Princess of Guyland
                              You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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