P8R
2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
P8R
2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?
Me- "Can I tap that?"
Her- "Your the one that's turned me down twice already."
Me- "Oh, yeah. I forgot I ****ed your sister."
Me - "Can I tap that"
Her - "Sure, feel free to drive across the country and come tap this"
Me - "For serious?"
Her - "Yes"
Me - "I AM OTW!"
You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails
P8R
2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
me: hey, can i tap that?
her: who's this?
me: oh you WHORE
her: lol no rly.
me: conor
her: is this a joke?
me: can i tap that?
her: **** off!
me: okay im ****ing serious!
her: can we talk about something first...
Me: yo guuurl can I tap that?
Her: I'm going to kick your ****ing *** if you text my gf again.
Me: My b.
Her: Yea your b.
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