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  • #31
    Originally posted by Tom View Post
    disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.


    ok.

    -wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
    -interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
    -knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
    -if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
    -if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
    -beautiful booty.
    -can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
    -smart. maybe have taken some college credits
    -talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
    -blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
    -can make delicious food.
    -enjoys delicious food
    -similar musical taste
    -enjoys outdoors
    -thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
    -knows how to hold her half of the relationship
    -TRUSTWORTHY
    and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.

    I agree pretty much 100%
    -Caleb

    Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

    1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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    • #32
      alex you just ruined this thread.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
        brunettes ftw
        woohoo!

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          • #35
            O Ill take brunettes or blondes doesnt really matter to me.
            -Caleb

            Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

            1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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            • #36
              i only posted it cause riot asked. zooey has the best eyes ever
              I drive a Datsun

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              • #37
                Originally posted by XJLI View Post
                alex you just ruined this thread.
                ghey?
                Is it egg nog season yet?

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                • #38
                  pictures definitely do not suffice this thread.
                  winng. all the goddamned time.

                  **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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                  • #39
                    shes done blonde also, though i am infinitely partial to brunettes

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      Yeah. Brunettes or Redheads, though prefer redheads, especially with thin black glasses. Hawt.
                      jees remind me not to wear thin black glasses around you
                      1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                      2001 wj tbd
                      1974 5 ton

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                      • #41
                        http://getdirtyoffroad.com/images/Jo...with_girls.jpg

                        Now the hard part which girl to pick blonde or brunette lol

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by jeepinjosh View Post
                          http://getdirtyoffroad.com/images/Jo...with_girls.jpg

                          Now the hard part which girl to pick blonde or brunette lol
                          neither they support coors light
                          1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                          2001 wj tbd
                          1974 5 ton

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by jeepinjosh View Post
                            http://getdirtyoffroad.com/images/Jo...with_girls.jpg

                            Now the hard part which girl to pick blonde or brunette lol
                            ew and fucking double ew. how dare you taint my thread of Zooey with your bullshit?

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                            • #44
                              They could support wine coolers or appletini's and guess what...

                              I'm still looking.
                              Is it egg nog season yet?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by raze1287 View Post
                                jees remind me not to wear thin black glasses around you
                                It's OK, you aren't a woman, so if I touch you the wrong way, I'll just commit sepuku myself.
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                                Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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