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  • #16
    Originally posted by XJLI View Post
    kelly clarkson will never have the class zooey has.
    x2!
    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
    2022 JL Rubicon

    Originally posted by hoggie101
    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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    • #17
      disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.


      ok.

      -wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
      -interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
      -knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
      -if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
      -if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
      -beautiful booty.
      -can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
      -smart. maybe have taken some college credits
      -talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
      -blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
      -can make delicious food.
      -enjoys delicious food
      -similar musical taste
      -enjoys outdoors
      -thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
      -knows how to hold her half of the relationship
      -TRUSTWORTHY
      and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.

      winng. all the goddamned time.

      **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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      • #18
        was cute then but def has got better looking since. i dont like the classy ones for undisclosed reasons
        1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
        2001 wj tbd
        1974 5 ton

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
          the room next to mine has a poster of angelina jolies boobs in it
          pics or yknow...
          Is it egg nog season yet?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Tom View Post
            disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.


            ok.

            -wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
            -interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
            -knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
            -if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
            -if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
            -beautiful booty.
            -can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
            -smart. maybe have taken some college credits
            -talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
            -blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
            -can make delicious food.
            -enjoys delicious food
            -similar musical taste
            -enjoys outdoors
            -thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
            -knows how to hold her half of the relationship
            -TRUSTWORTHY
            and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.



            I'd like to veto the blond aspect.
            Also, Perfect grammar is 100% necessary.
            Being able to spell necessary without spell check is a plus.
            And I laughed when I pictured tom saying "Beautiful Booty."
            Is it egg nog season yet?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Riot View Post
              I'd like to veto the blond aspect.
              x2, im a brunette fan myself
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Pedro View Post
                x2, im a brunette fan myself
                x3
                1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                2001 wj tbd
                1974 5 ton

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                • #23
                  brunettes ftw
                  mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                  2022 JL Rubicon

                  Originally posted by hoggie101
                  and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                  • #24

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                    • #25
                      not that one.
                      Is it egg nog season yet?

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                      • #26
                        adam... i agree
                        I drive a Datsun

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by XJLI View Post
                          i like her eyes in that pic
                          1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                          2001 wj tbd
                          1974 5 ton

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Riot View Post
                            I'd like to veto the blond aspect.
                            Also, Perfect grammar is 100% necessary.
                            Being able to spell necessary without spell check is a plus.
                            And I laughed when I pictured tom saying "Beautiful Booty."
                            Yeah. Brunettes or Redheads, though prefer redheads, especially with thin black glasses. Hawt.
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                              • #30
                                RIOT

                                I drive a Datsun

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