the Perfect woman

[Lawn Guyland]

kelly clarkson will never have the class zooey has.

x2!

[Tom]

disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.


ok.

-wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
-interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
-knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
-if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
-if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
-beautiful booty.
-can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
-smart. maybe have taken some college credits
-talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
-blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
-can make delicious food.
-enjoys delicious food
-similar musical taste
-enjoys outdoors
-thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
-knows how to hold her half of the relationship
-TRUSTWORTHY
and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.

[Magilla]

was cute then but def has got better looking since. i dont like the classy ones for undisclosed reasons

[Riot]

the room next to mine has a poster of angelina jolies boobs in it

pics or yknow...

[Riot]

disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.


ok.

-wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
-interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
-knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
-if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
-if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
-beautiful booty.
-can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
-smart. maybe have taken some college credits
-talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
-blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
-can make delicious food.
-enjoys delicious food
-similar musical taste
-enjoys outdoors
-thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
-knows how to hold her half of the relationship
-TRUSTWORTHY
and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.

I'd like to veto the blond aspect.
Also, Perfect grammar is 100% necessary.
Being able to spell necessary without spell check is a plus.
And I laughed when I pictured tom saying "Beautiful Booty."

[Pedro]

I'd like to veto the blond aspect.

x2, im a brunette fan myself

[Magilla]

x2, im a brunette fan myself

x3

[Lawn Guyland]

brunettes ftw

[XJLI]

[Riot]

not that one.

[Burton58]

adam... i agree

[Magilla]

i like her eyes in that pic

[Buffalo Phil]

I'd like to veto the blond aspect.
Also, Perfect grammar is 100% necessary.
Being able to spell necessary without spell check is a plus.
And I laughed when I pictured tom saying "Beautiful Booty."

Yeah. Brunettes or Redheads, though prefer redheads, especially with thin black glasses. Hawt.

[XJLI]

[Burton58]

RIOT