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  • #76
    Originally posted by Riot View Post


    Am I wrong?
    living is not an exact science. neither are hotties. there are always exceptions.

    i once saw real DD's that looked amazing. that was the exception, not the rule.
    winng. all the goddamned time.

    **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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    • #77
      [22:56] raze1287: what if she had a huge bush?
      [22:57] vpx: couldn't do it.
      [22:57] vpx: But that's any girl
      [22:57] raze1287: http://www.timesaverporn.com/images/...de-redhead.jpg
      [22:57] vpx: Blond, Brunette, Fucking Blue Pubic Hair
      [22:57] vpx: Wouldn't be able to do anything with massive bush
      [22:57] vpx: Same girl?
      [22:57] raze1287: so your deciding factor is if girls shaved or not
      1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
      2001 wj tbd
      1974 5 ton

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Tom View Post
        living is not an exact science. neither are hotties. there are always exceptions.

        i once saw real DD's that looked amazing. that was the exception, not the rule.
        .
        Is it egg nog season yet?

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        • #79
          So if megan fox came up and wanted to fuck, and told you she hadn't shaved in 4 weeks your telling me you wouldn't hit it?

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          • #80
            Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
            So if megan fox came up and wanted to fuck, and told you she hadn't shaved in 4 weeks your telling me you wouldn't hit it?
            The day Megan Fox walks up to Dickerman and wants to fuck him, is the day I taste test a 500 grain 45-70 Government.
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            Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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            • #81
              Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
              So if megan fox came up and wanted to fuck, and told you she hadn't shaved in 4 weeks your telling me you wouldn't hit it?
              Megan Fox has the jaw line of a construction worker and I wouldn't fuck a manly hoe like that if she couldn't grow pubic hair at all. Now I understand the point you're trying to make, and because of that I will simply point out, ONCE AGAIN,
              Exceptions.
              Is it egg nog season yet?

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              • #82
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                Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                • #83
                  -Preferably Blonde hair, dirty blonde or light brown!
                  -Preferably Blue, but green or hazel eyes work too, eyes are sexy!
                  -Nice teeth!
                  -Must look good in jeans/hardtails!
                  -Must look cute in sweats dressed down or dressed up!
                  -Not wear a lot of make up!
                  -Likes the outdoors!
                  -Not materialistic!
                  -Knows how or is willing to learn to drive manual transmission!
                  -Athletic!
                  -Not a picky eater!
                  -Non-smoker!
                  -Must cuddle/spoon!
                  -Snowboarder or skier a plus!
                  -Must like to travel and take roadtrips!
                  -A tattoo is a plus as long as its no generic tattoo picked out of a book or off a wall at a tattoo shop! Tiny nose piercing is hot as well as some other piercings although not a requirement!
                  -Must be loving, caring, honest, loyal, faithful, reliable, trust worthy, outgoing, spontaneous, adventurous, creative....................

                  Theres more, but this is enough for now!
                  HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
                  OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by ALUMINUMCRAWLER View Post
                    -Preferably Blonde hair, dirty blonde or light brown!
                    -Preferably Blue, but green or hazel eyes work too, eyes are sexy!
                    -Nice teeth!
                    -Must look good in jeans/hardtails!
                    -Must look cute in sweats dressed down or dressed up!
                    -Not wear a lot of make up!
                    -Likes the outdoors!
                    -Not materialistic!
                    -Knows how or is willing to learn to drive manual transmission!
                    -Athletic!
                    -Not a picky eater!
                    -Non-smoker!
                    -Must cuddle/spoon!
                    -Snowboarder or skier a plus!
                    -Must like to travel and take roadtrips!
                    -A tattoo is a plus as long as its no generic tattoo picked out of a book or off a wall at a tattoo shop! Tiny nose piercing is hot as well as some other piercings although not a requirement!
                    -Must be loving, caring, honest, loyal, faithful, reliable, trust worthy, outgoing, spontaneous, adventurous, creative....................

                    Theres more, but this is enough for now!


                    Your perfect girl is Ted Nugent.
                    Is it egg nog season yet?

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Riot View Post
                      Your perfect girl is Ted Nugent.
                      oh my god
                      P8R

                      2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
                      2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

                      Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
                      OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie

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                      • #86
                        i do not find that zooey girl attractive :shrugs:
                        www.eatsleepexp.wordpress.com

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by XJLI View Post
                          mmmm
                          Lady bugs don't like it when you paint stripes on them

                          2005 WK Limited 4.7 V8, Slightly Modded

                          2006 Jeep Liberty Sport 2.8L CRD Diesel Stock

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                          • #88
                            o zooey. were can i find you?
                            2 tj's
                            3 yj's
                            2 xj's
                            i'm a jeep whore

                            "id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"

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                            • #89
                              fred
                              I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Mighty Quine View Post
                                fred
                                Is your perfect Women?
                                -Caleb

                                Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                                1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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