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Originally posted by Tom
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disclaimer: this is the ideal woman. it is rare that a woman will hit all of these criteria, so do not hesitate to approach me despite not meeting all criteria. however, to be considered as a mate, you must meet half the requirements.
ok.
-wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
-interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
-knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
-if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
-if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
-beautiful booty.
-can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
-smart. maybe have taken some college credits
-talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
-blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
-can make delicious food.
-enjoys delicious food
-similar musical taste
-enjoys outdoors
-thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
-knows how to hold her half of the relationship
-TRUSTWORTHY
and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.
ok.
-wants to fuck all the time, regardless the time of day or place.
-interested in the things i do i.e: likes to watch/ride jeeps,bikes,etc
-knows how to hold her own, but not enough to outdo me or not need my help
-if shes hot, no boobs requirement.
-if shes just cute, needs at least b but no more than d. d's cannot be pancakes.
-beautiful booty.
-can make me laugh and capable of owning to a degree
-smart. maybe have taken some college credits
-talks like a human being, types like a normal human. perfect grammar not necessary, but desired.
-blonde. if not blonde, face/body combo can make up for it.
-can make delicious food.
-enjoys delicious food
-similar musical taste
-enjoys outdoors
-thoroughly enjoys giving massages/spooning
-knows how to hold her half of the relationship
-TRUSTWORTHY
and just to retouch, needs good sex drive.
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