Jon mac has a boner!

[Philthephilosopher]

Fire crotch? yes or no.

[CntStpTheStnk06]

Fire crotch? yes or no.

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[hoggie101]

what do these girls look like are they hot good looking or beat? how low have you brought your standards jon mac?

[konastinky1234]

sorry for the delay,

didn't check in regards to the fire crotch thing........

and i'm trying to raise those up.........

[konastinky1234]

jon mac reporting in.

november 4:
played with some tig ol' bitties last night. biggest i've ever seen in person. almost looks ridiculous. it was awesome. came back from the bar with my neighbor. it's freezing out. house isn't heated of course. what does a motherfucker like me do? turns on the heated blanket like a boss. get it done twice with the neighbor after falling asleep from round 1. says shes lookin for someone with some available hours on a wednesday afternoon for some delight. i say wednesdays are tough but tuesdays are real open. we'll see what day may bring some delight this week.

lookin forward to it.

jon mac out.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Sent from my pay phone in Chechnya

[CntStpTheStnk06]

Silver punch Buggy no punch back!

[konastinky1234]

im trying to forget that dude please stop

[konastinky1234]

December 22nd, twothoiusand and twelve.

Complete and utter failure. This were looking good but I got fucked, when she walked out the door and I had my pants and aeverything. But i don't give a fuck.

We were in good shape, there was a keg and numerous bottles of the finest sparkling wine. 'Bitties' were plentinful, but I got none. No bitties for me,. I received no bitties at all.

Started off the night dstrong, rock hard, started night off rock hard, wenty to the liquor store (i think) and I gave a bittie my number. She wanted my cock clearly and she recommended what champagne to get to get to get fucked and fucking rail her later. She texted me but i ignored but bitch because i had other lined up at the door. Low class bittie. I don't fucking text low class bitties.

so when i texted this bittie she texted me she was high class, but i had so many bitgties lined up at the door that this bitch was not high on the priority list and she bailed.

I mean it's not her fault, she had no chance with me, but i only go after the highest class of bitches that i can can wrap my hands around.

And i have very specifics tastes.

Grinding with two bitches tonight and my success rate was 100%.

But i failed.

My success rate became 0%. I receiveved no bitties. At all. Zero bitties. Going back to what i first stated, I received no bitties. Let me make that clear. Nothing.

0% success rate.

Lijsten biotch. Two bitches all up in my junk grdining like the paint off an amusment park ride that has been abandonded for quite some time. Bitches wanted my dick but were unable to obtained the dick because they were not up to par. In essense they were subpar bitties. I do not like ub par bitties. I do not like green eggs and ham. Bitches still wanted the cock, but deciced to bail in the middle of my most beloved beat; Usher's Yeah!

I received no bitties. /Just to make that very clear. I tried hard, my dick was hard, on the bright, we are still wheeling tomorrow. And fucking shit up sicne i wasn't able to fuck shit up, tonight,....with the bitties.

Buffalo Phil wrote this because I was unable to comprehend the usage of a computer in the statre I am currently in. I am dissapointed, distraught, and exgtremely horney. My boner is still alive and well in the great of Meriden, CT.

May god bless you all and to all a good fuck.

Merry Christmas.


0% success rate. 0%. But not always, just for the last few months. I did put my dick in some real beaters, just because, beating off, doesn't cut it. It's hard to beat my dick like it owes me money every single day for hours on end and receive no satisfaction. I'm sorry you had to read that.

Love Jon Mac.

[hoggie101]

[92xjlaredo]

That was perhaps the best boner log ever.

[Pedro]

great update

[Buffalo Phil]

Poor Jon Mac...you tried so hard...

[ct67_72]

Aaahahahahah this one is the best. Not only because I was able to bear witness, but because Phil and I had this exact conversation from our perspective before I left.
Don't worry Jon, what you lack in bitties will ne made up for in wheeling today.

[CntStpTheStnk06]

Aaahahahahah this one is the best. Not only because I was able to bear witness, but because Phil and I had this exact conversation from our perspective before I left.
Don't worry Jon, what you lack in bitties will ne made up for in wheeling today.

hit me up when thats happening!!