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  • #16
    Originally posted by fizzy View Post
    Why do u insist on calling me a gay? Im one of the most hetrosexual people on here. Hux on the other hell prolly take it in the poop shoot for miata parts.
    Dude that's like double gay, and you tryed to touch my dick Saturday night
    2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
    97' zj
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    im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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    • #17
      i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
      No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


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      • #18
        Originally posted by JeepBabiiXJ View Post
        i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
        [slowly walks away] WTF is wrong with you people

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Crazy Reid View Post
          [slowly walks away] WTF is wrong with you people
          Ohhh wayy tooo much
          2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
          97' zj
          2012 surbra imperza DD
          im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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          • #20
            Originally posted by fizzy View Post
            Why do u insist on calling me a gay? Im one of the most hetrosexual people on here. Hux on the other hell prolly take it in the poop shoot for miata parts.
            So heterosexual he can even spell it right!!!
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            • #21
              URGENT UPDATE. Jon Macs dick............... still dry.
              -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
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              • #22
                jon macs boner reporting in:

                august 17, night time.
                what a fucking disaster. my life was on track speeding towards victory for about a day and a half and then is abruptly derailed leaving me pussyless.

                the battle has been lost gentleman, but the war is far from over.

                jon mac over and out
                Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Crazy Reid View Post
                  [slowly walks away] WTF is wrong with you people
                  oh hai, welcome to
                  -00 XJ. 3.5", 33s. Stuff
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by konastinky1234 View Post
                    jon macs boner reporting in:

                    august 17, night time.
                    what a fucking disaster. my life was on track speeding towards victory for about a day and a half and then is abruptly derailed leaving me pussyless.

                    the battle has been lost gentleman, but the war is far from over.

                    jon mac over and out
                    Dude I will pay for a hooker for you....may not be clean tight or hot but its something
                    2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
                    97' zj
                    2012 surbra imperza DD
                    im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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                    • #25
                      jon mac reporting in

                      august 19:
                      another frustrating night, no poon. it's coming though. i know it. constant double y's on the end of the heyy's in text messages accompanied by smileys . even double smileys ). this pleases me.


                      it's only a matter of time.

                      jon mac out
                      Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                      • #26
                        wow.
                        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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                        Originally posted by hoggie101
                        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                        • #27


                          Edit: post #6000, I give you this...

                          Last edited by Ruepart Hoaxley; 08-20-2012, 07:24 PM.
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                          • #28
                            Guy im tellin u shes hit run away!!! Chloe said ur a 9 that means dont settle for anything less then half. The smilys mean she smells food. Shes guna eat u bro RUN AWAY!!!

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                            • #29
                              jon mac reporting in:

                              august 21:
                              finally got a commitment out of the girl to go out tomorrow night! the tides are turning.
                              Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                              • #30
                                Pic of said girl for the judgement panel
                                2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
                                97' zj
                                2012 surbra imperza DD
                                im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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