CHAINSAW MASSACRE

[Buffalo Phil]

not when im armed with a shotgun and blow her face off

Shouldn't you be busy lynching yourself?

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

not when im armed with a shotgun and blow her face off

If she was a waitress would you tip her before or after you blew her?

[CumminsJeep]

If she was a waitress would you tip her before or after you blew her?

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

If she was a waitress would you tip her before or after you blew her?

exalted for making me lawlfart

[Lawn Guyland]

wow.

[Mike]

exalted for making me lawlfart

you are missing the joke because you werent around for it

but

im not much of a tipper... i didnt tip a pizza guy once because it took him a really long time to get here and everyone gave me hell for it.

I do tip...occasionally

[wannabejeep]

it would be unfortunate to have to stop and tighten the chain and refill the bar oil when you're surrounded by zombies. Living-dead human flesh and bone sure takes a toll on a chain.

[Buffalo Phil]

it would be unfortunate to have to stop and tighten the chain and refill the bar oil when you're surrounded by zombies. Living-dead human flesh and bone sure takes a toll on a chain.

We have Carbide blades encrusted with diamond and easy chainsaw a self lubricating system that uses a high strength dry Teflon lubricant.

The saws cut right through bone like a hot knife through butter on a rainy day and the blood just beads off the blade.

[HeavyMetal]

you are missing the joke because you werent around for it

but

im not much of a tipper... i didnt tip a pizza guy once because it took him a really long time to get here and everyone gave me hell for it.

I do tip...occasionally

well its either what mike said

or the actual real story of what happened

http://mrmontez2000.proboards.com/in...&page=1#174730

you decide

[Mike]

los·er   /ˈluzər/ Show Spelled[loo-zer]

1) a person, admin, douche, etc., that has to look up threads from over 2 years ago to prove a point.

2)Slang. a misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.

See: William Gentile

[HeavyMetal]

los·er   /ˈluzər/ Show Spelled[loo-zer]

1) a person, admin, douche, etc., that has to look up threads from over 2 years ago to prove a point.

2)Slang. a misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.

See: William Gentile

guess i oughta dig up your relentless efforts at the same thing

and last i checked im in a relationship and run my own growing business you useless dolt

[Mike]

i know im just bustin your balls... it was #2 or #3 on the dictionary page and felt i would include it

[Mike]

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

[Buffalo Phil]

los·er   /ˈluzər/ Show Spelled[loo-zer]

1) a person, admin, douche, etc., that has to look up threads from over 2 years ago to prove a point.

2)Slang. a misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.

See: William Gentile

Are you attempting to get banned so you can live up to stardom?