CHAINSAW MASSACRE

[Zullock Holmes]

if you live off tips get a real job. or some fake boobs.


and if your not willing too, don't complain about it.

Waiters/ waitresses work alot harder than valets or pizza boys, hence they deserve to make more money. I go pick up the pizza myself 19 times out of 20, cause i feel i am completely capable of this.



wait wtf, a valet doesnt deserve a tip. your job is to sit on your ass, then park someones car. When i was a cook do you know how hard i worked for 10 bucks an hour??? and i never saw any tips.

[Lawn Guyland]

if you live off tips get a real job. or some fake boobs.


and if your not willing too, don't complain about it.

Waiters/ waitresses work alot harder than valets or pizza boys, hence they deserve to make more money. I go pick up the pizza myself 19 times out of 20, cause i feel i am completely capable of this.

im trying to find a real job! and i can't afford fake boobs

[Zullock Holmes]

but your not complaining


cause like i said waitresses/waiters deserve to be tipped, they work alot harder than some other tipping professions.

[Lawn Guyland]

but your not complaining


cause like i said waitresses/waiters deserve to be tipped, they work alot harder than some other tipping professions.

i worked my ass off when i waitressed...and i really don't wanna go back to it although i did make pretty good money

[Buffalo Phil]

I don't complain about not getting tips, honestly.

Take for instance today, a customer brought all the guys in my shop a large vanilla Fribble from Friendly's and last week, someone else brought 12 cupcakes for us.

I really should tell these people I'm attempting to lose weight, but then I wouldn't get this awesome stuff every now and then.

[Lawn Guyland]

or you can save it for when i visit and i'll gladly consume

[Zullock Holmes]

at advance we have free wiper and battery installation, i can honestly say i turn down about $100 in tips a week. free service means free service, i'm not gonna take someones money cause i took 5 minutes to install their wiper blades. I'm just doing my job.

I do like it though when the commercial customers bring us beer those tips i gladly accept

[Buffalo Phil]

or you can save it for when i visit and i'll gladly consume

You have eaten cookies that my customers bring me, for instance that box of Italian cookies I get when these guys from Brooklyn come to the shop.

[Lawn Guyland]

You have eaten cookies that my customers bring me, for instance that box of Italian cookies I get when these guys from Brooklyn come to the shop.

and they are delicious...and those cakes you used to bring to new paltz...nommmmmmmm

[Mighty Quine]

dude, this mutation is INCREDIBLE....i chainsawed 2 witches before they even stood up and i went to town on a few tanks. fucking AWESOME!!!!

[Buffalo Phil]

dude, this mutation is INCREDIBLE....i chainsawed 2 witches before they even stood up and i went to town on a few tanks. fucking AWESOME!!!!

I know, right?

Fucking Amazing.

[Mighty Quine]

seriously me and my 2 buddies ran house....like a fucking swat team with chainsaws instead of guns lol

[Buffalo Phil]

seriously me and my 2 buddies ran house....like a fucking swat team with chainsaws instead of guns lol

Will, Nick, Hux and I ripped shit up as well, as you can tell by the pics. There was one time I threw a molotov at a Tank and fuckin charged it head on and Nick and I took it out without even thinking.

If you don't have the Tank burger achievement, now is the time to get it.

[Mighty Quine]

If you don't have the Tank burger achievement, now is the time to get it.

i know i need to get it man

[Zullock Holmes]

alright what a fuckin anomaly of a thread..... Zombies, mikes a douche, tips, then back to zombies like 4 pages of terd never even happened. great fucking works