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  • Epic Battle

    You know I was thinking....


    The recent chimpanzee assault in Stamford CT actually enlightened me on the ferocity of these primates. I thought the Chimp just attacked her. I learned that the chimp not only Bit her nose off, but tore her hands off, took her eyes out, removed part of her jaw and left her face in a mass of human flesh and meat. I dug around a bit more and found other stories of Chimp attacks and found one British guy who had not only his nose ripped off, but the chimp bit his goddamn dick and balls off as well. WHAT THE FUCK? These guys have some serious teeth and they also have a good amount of upper body strength and Agility... a formidable match for...

    Pittbulls? Yeah, you read that right. A Pittbull. There have been attacks all around the US involving these dogs, some are bred to fight, some aren't but they still have that instinct of annihilation in them. They have a very strong bite, and teeth to match and they are know to just latch on and not let go.

    So who would win in a fight? 1v1.

    Now, for the pittbull, I'm not talking about one of Michael Vick's fucking 'rape you in the ass' Pittbulls that were bred and trained to fight, but one with a normal life, like the one Rich has. Just a well to do Pittbull. Same with the Chimp. Not one bred to fight, just one much like the Stamford chimp, one that was pampered, drank from a cup or glass, took baths, slept in a bed like us...you know...one brought up in a good home.

    Now put those two fuckers in a cage, and piss them off, taze em, hit them with a stick so they go fucking nuts and the only way out is over the other ones Dead Body.

    You have the Agility and Savagery of the Chimp versus the brute strength of a Pittbull. Say the Pittbull latches onto the Chimp one good fucking Bite in the arm or leg. That chimp is basically going to procede to rip the goddamn pittbulls head off, but I don;t know enough about the dogs to make a serious decisions.

    What say you?
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  • #2
    fucking chimp!

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    • #3
      gooooooo chimp!

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      • #4
        Chimp.

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        • #5
          Pitbull, my friend has one and they are nothing but solid muscle. I forget the exact number but their bite is rediculously strong.

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          • #6
            as much as i love pits. i have to give it to the chimp . . . . i mean they got f-ing hands for feet. they could do a somersault and punch u 4 times.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
              Pitbull, my friend has one and they are nothing but solid muscle. I forget the exact number but their bite is rediculously strong.
              i agree, but i think it would all come down to who got the first shot
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              • #8
                i say chimp. he can swing his arms and legs and are much more agile.
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                • #9
                  Chimp.

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                  • #10
                    Chimps.
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                    • #11
                      Pitbulls are fucking beast. The End.
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                      • #12
                        Chimp... it wouldn't even be close.

                        I heard that the first cop to arrive on scene tried to club the chimp, but the chimp ripped it out of his hands and chased him back into his squad car.
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                        • #13
                          If everything you guys were saying was true, chimpanzee's would running the fucking world right now. If the cop couldn't club a stupid ape that is like 3 feet tall he obviously is a moron.

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                          • #14
                            Chimp...they're just crazy ass like that.
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                            • #15
                              Chimp, raging chimp strength>retard strength>pitbull strength. Da end, that monkey would not stop till you spilled it's brains
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