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so there is 2 sausages in a frying pan. one rolls over to the other and says "hey its getting kinda hot in here" the other one say "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"
-Rockos Modern LifeI once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD
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what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
- Juan on Juan
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs:
In a pile of leafs? - Russell
in front of your door? - Matt
in the pool? - bob
hanging on the wall? - art
in the ocean? - fucked"when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"
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A man sees a young girl at the beach crying. She had both her arms and feet amputated.
The guy walks up to her and asks if he can do anything for her.
She says, Well, I never been hugged before, can you give me a hug?"
Sure said the guy, and he hugs her. "anything else?" he said?
The girl says "I never been kissed before either"
So the guy bends down and gives her a kiss. "anything else?" he said
The girl says "well, I never been fucked before either"
So the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean "Now your fucked" the guy saidI don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp
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Originally posted by grundlepunch View Postwhat do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
- Juan on JuanOriginally posted by Fast Orangeif you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of courseOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedI find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
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Originally posted by ruecifur View Postas a full blooded Mexican I take mucho offenso to this joke1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
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1974 5 ton
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Originally posted by raze1287 View PostOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeeddidnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?Originally posted by Lawn Guylandhe's still gay we've just moved on to more important issuesOriginally posted by Zullius Caesari grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
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