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  • #16
    you shermninator?
    1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
    2001 wj tbd
    1974 5 ton

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    • #17
      yes, yes i am

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      • #18
        lo9l
        1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
        1999 sierra
        1967 M725 Big and Slow
        -Dan

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        • #19

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          • #20
            oh johnny
            www.eatsleepexp.wordpress.com

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            • #21
              so there is 2 sausages in a frying pan. one rolls over to the other and says "hey its getting kinda hot in here" the other one say "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"

              -Rockos Modern Life
              I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

              Fight Team

              Official HMC Girlie

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              • #22
                "two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks at the other and says, Does this taste funny to you?"
                -Fallout 3
                dirty30

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                • #23
                  what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

                  - Juan on Juan

                  what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs:

                  In a pile of leafs? - Russell

                  in front of your door? - Matt

                  in the pool? - bob

                  hanging on the wall? - art

                  in the ocean? - fucked
                  "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                  • #24
                    A man sees a young girl at the beach crying. She had both her arms and feet amputated.

                    The guy walks up to her and asks if he can do anything for her.

                    She says, Well, I never been hugged before, can you give me a hug?"

                    Sure said the guy, and he hugs her. "anything else?" he said?

                    The girl says "I never been kissed before either"

                    So the guy bends down and gives her a kiss. "anything else?" he said

                    The girl says "well, I never been fucked before either"

                    So the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean "Now your fucked" the guy said
                    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
                      what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

                      - Juan on Juan
                      as a full blooded Mexican I take mucho offenso to this joke
                      Originally posted by Fast Orange
                      if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                      I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                      • #26
                        Some of those were great.
                        "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



                        -Melanie-

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
                          what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs:

                          waterskiing - Skip
                          I drive a Datsun

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                            as a full blooded Mexican I take mucho offenso to this joke
                            you are an illegal you have no rights.
                            1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                            2001 wj tbd
                            1974 5 ton

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by raze1287 View Post
                              BURN!!!
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                              Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                              he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                              Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                              i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                              • #30
                                LOWLZ
                                93 xj blue with a hint of tree bark - Dead
                                90 xj pos blue renix - Gone
                                95 xj green - Soon to be 3", 33's, ford 9", JCR stage II sliders, some skids

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