what's a ZJ?

[CumminsJeep]

ZJ- *noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the couch moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick came over and gave me a ZJ.

[Asian Mike]

HAHAHAHAH

[Mel]

[TheHeg]

why were you on your coach? is he comfortable? Also, this chick "game over" did she die or is that why your coach was there?

[Quartney]

Jeep has a dirty mind

[CumminsJeep]

why were you on your coach? is he comfortable? Also, this chick "game over" did she die or is that why your coach was there?

fixed

i copy/pasted that and didnt even catch it haha

[Even]

so glad i finally figured out what that means

[polarman]

thaz funny chit mang!

[Lawn Guyland]

[OWEN]

I have seen a few ZJ's on craigslist for sale. One said blown engine, and I think another said Bad Tranny... I think I have a better grasp on all of this now

[Buffalo Phil]

Bob Nixon must have gotten a ZJ at AMC HQ....

[Ktmracer419]

if you have to ask you can't afford it

[BOX]

if you have to ask you can't afford it

[wannabejeep]

I have seen a few ZJ's on craigslist for sale. One said blown engine, and I think another said Bad Tranny... I think I have a better grasp on all of this now

the last thing you want in your ZJ is a bad tranny.