top ten reasons you cant trust a pit bull.

[DizzDizz]

There are a lot of people who hate these dogs out there so Herr are the top ten reasons you can't trust a pit bull

0. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the backyard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry…again.

7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

6. They will cause children to smile.

5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can’t trust pit bulls…

1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a pit bull can.

[HeavyMetal]

[troll]
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C...ull+kills+baby

[lilnapsak]

one of my co-workers little fluffy paris hilton type dogs got out of his yard thanksgiving morning. got into a yard a few houses down with 2 pitbulls.. peices of the dog were found scattered all over the yard around noon. the owner of the pitbulls didnt have a clue what the dogs ate until the next day when he was cleaning up dog shit and found the little dogs tags in the poop.

it all depends how the dog is raised from a pup... but ill never let my gaurd down around a pit

[WickedXJ]

It's not the dog it's the owner. True, some dogs are harder to make nice and gentle dogs but really all dogs are not born vicious are are only trained to be that way. A chihuahua can be trained to bite everything in sight while a good owner of a pit bull can own the most gentle dog in the world. The problem is once you make a dog vicious it will be vicious for the rest of it's life.

[HeavyMetal]

talking point:
people who are vehemently pro pitbull base their opinions on them being angels on particularly limited personal experience with their own.

people who are vehemently anti pitbull base their opinions on them being dangerous on particularly limited personal experience with a given pitbull, or the news

[DizzDizz]

talking point:
people who are vehemently pro pitbull base their opinions on them being angels on particularly limited personal experience with their own.

people who are vehemently anti pitbull base their opinions on them being dangerous on particularly limited personal experience with a given pitbull, or the news

True I have met many a pit bulls. Stray and trained. The one I rescued off the highway i picked up in my arms and ran off the highway with him. Later found out he was beaten and such. I think its just a bad painting, painted by a few bad pups. They are evrn used as drug and bomb sniffing dogs. Largest amount of cocaine ever found by a dog was 3000 lbs in Texas was found by a pit.

[HeavyMetal]

i dont care either way but the "pits are angels" speech IMO is just as bad as the opposite extreme

[Buffalo Phil]

I wonder if a pit bull would make a good steak...

[DizzDizz]

I wonder if a pit bull would make a good steak...

I wonder if you would make a good steak?

[Hydra]

My old pit-mix was that sweetest, dumbest thing ever.

Dog wouldn't even bark at strangers if they walked in and took food out of her dish.

Same thought my mother's pure bred pitbull is a maniac, but has never growled or barked at a person while not being played with.


That said, i know one of my girlfriend's friend's has two pitbull and they are mad sketchy, i wouldnt put my face near either one of them.

It is true, how/who raises the dog determines it's temperament, just like how all mid-western caucasian people arent the Unabomber... well maybe.

[Buffalo Phil]

I wonder if you would make a good steak?

Well, seeing as how all pit bulls eat nothing but babies and horse, I'm sure they would taste better than me.

[DizzDizz]

Well, seeing as how all pit bulls eat nothing but babies and horse, I'm sure they would taste better than me.

Back to the subject at hand

[Buffalo Phil]

What would you like me to tell you, Dizzy, that pit bulls are the greatest things since flushing toilets?

[DizzDizz]

No what are your thoughts on them? But flushing toilets are awesome.

[Buffalo Phil]

I've never owned one, the only thing closely related to a pit bull that someone in my family owned was a Bull Terrier and it was a Dog, to say the least.

I'd never own one, have no desire to own one, if I were to get a dog, there are dozens of other breeds I'd get before getting a pit bull.