King of the Guilford Renaissance

[XJcrazy00]

done

[grundlepunch]

i voted for a hot chick. sorry

[WickedXJ]

know a chick who looks hot like this but is 300+ lbs want the full body shot before deciding.

[crosbike]

yep her. hot chick is all relative tho. hot in the sense that all the other people were not hot or dudes.

[Riot]

He won the voting section, then it went to the judges.
This was just posted from him as his facebook status...


"My Crown is official. I'm strongly considering having a Carvel ice cream cake made inscribed with how awesome i am, gathering a large group of children at the faire, and eating the entire thing in front of them laughing as ice cream dribbles out my mouth."


I guess you've done it again, sis. Good going, you've crowned a monster.

[Buffalo Phil]

Nice.

[HeavyMetal]

Like I said.

Campaign Manager.

It may not be pretty, but shit is done.

[Riot]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKHNlT7IfBo&feature=channel_video_title[/ame]

[Buffalo Phil]

Wait....what?

[Riot]

That's the king, bro.

[bucketokarma]

That video made me feel like I was high on paint fumes while simultaneously making me think that it was turning my brain to delicious orange jello. Had to turn it off before I lost control of bodily functions. your friend might be "special" I think.

[skippy]

wtf

[Buffalo Phil]

wtf

My Feelings Exactly.