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As some of you may already seen on facebook, I have some asshole neighbors. I just recently got this house in virginia:
While in the process of moving in, I had my jeep neatly parked next to the left of the garage, mostly because the garage was full of shit, and I have my camaro to park also. Both my roommates have one car each and one of the roommates girlfriend was spending the weekend here, so that left us with 5 cars at the house and not enough space to put all the cars, so I figured I wasnt hurting anything by putting the jeep on the grass to the side of the garage.
Last night, we open our mail and find this:
The person did not leave a name or return address, and instead of just walking to our mailbox and placing the letter in the mailbox, the mailed it through the postal service so we wouldnt see them putting it in our mailbox.
In response to that, I took my jeep out of the garage, put it back on the grass, popped the hood and put up this sign.
We left the sign up for a little but decided it was alittle over the top and have chosen a new avenue to handle the situation. My roommate who is pretty talented when it comes to writing stuff and making the person sound like an asshole without actually saying it wrote a witty letter introducing ourselves to the neighbors while at the same time calling out the person who wrote us the snide letter and we are putting the letters in all the mailboxes of people on our block. It should be pretty good. Ill post it up here when I get a copy of it.
/Rant
While in the process of moving in, I had my jeep neatly parked next to the left of the garage, mostly because the garage was full of shit, and I have my camaro to park also. Both my roommates have one car each and one of the roommates girlfriend was spending the weekend here, so that left us with 5 cars at the house and not enough space to put all the cars, so I figured I wasnt hurting anything by putting the jeep on the grass to the side of the garage.
Last night, we open our mail and find this:
The person did not leave a name or return address, and instead of just walking to our mailbox and placing the letter in the mailbox, the mailed it through the postal service so we wouldnt see them putting it in our mailbox.
In response to that, I took my jeep out of the garage, put it back on the grass, popped the hood and put up this sign.
We left the sign up for a little but decided it was alittle over the top and have chosen a new avenue to handle the situation. My roommate who is pretty talented when it comes to writing stuff and making the person sound like an asshole without actually saying it wrote a witty letter introducing ourselves to the neighbors while at the same time calling out the person who wrote us the snide letter and we are putting the letters in all the mailboxes of people on our block. It should be pretty good. Ill post it up here when I get a copy of it.
/Rant
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