"Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
Well done, good sir.
I would have taken the route of the giant sign. I have a neighbor that parks their car in front of my house. It is, of course, on the street and so I have no real right to the spot.
So after playing parking wars, parking in front of their car, super close (blocking my driveway) and parking next to them on the grass so close that they'd have to crawl over with a passenger, nothing would get it through this lady with the empty driveway's thick head.
She has started to get the hint after months of battle. Now whenever she parks there, instead of just yelling about dumb...we'll call them nice people, I simply break some bread and spread it all around her car. You see, my neighbor feeds the birds, so they enjoy hanging out on the telephone pole above the spots in front of out home's.
It's not longer a loogie spitting festival on my front lawn, but hey, I get some good chuckles about the shit covered volvo that steals my spot.
Great letter Mike, that's pretty damn funny However, not sure if it will solve anything
P8R
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