The path around my campus is like a C with the ends being the main parking lots. And if you have a class at the bottom people usually just cut across the grass (unlit at night) so I don't do it at night because there are trees and shit there and I would rather be able to see where I'm going. Saw some dude last night try to cut across the grass at night...dude walked full on into a bush. Not a dinky bush like a 7 foot high, 10 foot diameter bush. I couldn't help it I fucking cracked up. He straightened his jacket, straightened his books, then looked around to see if anyone had seen. He was chill like no one had seen until he looked right at me laughing my fucking ass off.
A guy driving his awesome XJ down some trails with his girlfriend wanted to show off so he sticks it in 4 then crawls up a huge rock and it is fucking awesome. Then he goes to switch it back to 2 to get back to the trail, the linkage slips out (as usual) into neutral. So he has to get under the rig to switch it back (used to it so no problem). As he is doing this, girlfriend in the jeep, three insanely hot chicks round the corner of the trail on an ATV and two dirt bikes offering to help, sarcastically. Finally it goes back in and he drives off but only after breaking down in front of 4 prime examples of the opposite sex :cough: me :cough:
A guy driving his awesome XJ down some trails with his girlfriend wanted to show off so he sticks it in 4 then crawls up a huge rock and it is fucking awesome. Then he goes to switch it back to 2 to get back to the trail, the linkage slips out (as usual) into neutral. So he has to get under the rig to switch it back (used to it so no problem). As he is doing this, girlfriend in the jeep, three insanely hot chicks round the corner of the trail on an ATV and two dirt bikes offering to help, sarcastically. Finally it goes back in and he drives off but only after breaking down in front of 4 prime examples of the opposite sex :cough: me :cough:
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