What stupid thing did you see someone do today?

[jeepkid03]

Everyday I see many people doing incredibly stupid things. Its basically how I stay amused. What have you seen today?

I'll start...

-lady in a VW driving the wrong way down a one way street on the wrong side of the road even if it was a two way street

-slutty girl walked straight into a glass door full force, then yelled at it (the door)

-guy in a WRX attempting to get sideways at an intersection and look cool... in front of the cop car he didn't see parked on the corner

-girl walking in front of me pretending to talk on her phone... until it rings

-this kid at a vending machine was frustrated because it wouldn't give him what he wanted. He was pushing the button for the empty slot.

[Shane]

well since i havnt left the apt in 4 days, only thing i can come up with is the asshole in the prius thing parking like he needed 2 spots. my cats chasing each other through the apt and one jumps up on the counter top and the fatter of the 2 trying to do it and end up face planting into the cabinet door. then repeated this 3 times. and about 1 am this morning out im out front smoking with a neighbor and i farted and 3 floors up a hottie heard it and looked out the window in disgust.

thats all i have to contribute for the day

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

A customer came up to me last night at work, and asked me, "Where bafroom?" (this was a full grown man).

He was standing under the giant sign that said "BATHROOMS THIS WAY"

[Lawn Guyland]

last night when leaving a restaurant, there were 2 doors with a window/wall thing in between....sam tried to walk through the window/wall



ps i love you

[Henchman]

This thread.

[TSISam]

last night when leaving a restaurant, there were 2 doors with a window/wall thing in between....sam tried to walk through the window/wall



ps i love you

... saw that one coming when i started reading this thread.

IT LOOKED LIKE A DOOR! both times.

you're lucky i like you.

[CumminsJeep]

I saw some kid faceplant on his bike the other day and knock himself out....no joke his eyed rolled to the back of his head. kinda creepy

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Those not-doors sneak up on ya...

[Trailer Ray]

I saw a thread on some jeep website where this kid with a jeep that looked just like heavy metal crashed into a tree and got unibody damage :cough: hux :cough:

[netrachamp1853]

Somone watched me walk into a garbage can today on campus while i was staring at a hot chick in yoga pants..very worth it..

[jeepkid03]

Somone watched me walk into a garbage can today on campus while i was staring at a hot chick in yoga pants..very worth it..

I walked into somebody once while staring at a hot chick in an XJ. I couldn't see but she was probably wearing yoga pants. The chick i walked into was wearing a push up bra I think.

[SupermanIce-J]

-girl walking in front of me pretending to talk on her phone... until it rings

IIRC that is not a good thing... at least not when i have seen it.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I saw a thread on some jeep website where this kid with a jeep that looked just like heavy metal crashed into a tree and got unibody damage :cough: hux :cough:

[1cleantj]

I was busy at work the other day so the less experienced (blonde girl) at work was doing emission testing instead of me. she does a 1993 car, automatic. This requires running the vehicle on the dyno. She does the test no problem, runs it on the dyno and then shuts the car off leaving it in drive. She then cant figure out why the car will not restart to pull it out. The customer comes out and bangs on his starter etc then I walk over and look inside the car and see its in drive still not park....... I couldnt believe it Quietly told her and told the customer he can stop banging on his starter now.

[jeepkid03]

^^^

Today I was in the parking garage with my buddy who I work with. We were parking our campus mail delivery van when we come across this lady with three very hot daughters. She gets out and starts to walk away and her reverse lights are still on. My friend goes "ma'am, your reverse lights might be on I think". Her daughters are all "liiiike o-m-g hehehe no way". The lady opens her door, and messes with the shifter. The lights go off and as she walks away she says "they weren't on.... but thanks for being on top of that".

WTF lady. Its not like we didn't see you mess with the shifter...