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  • #31
    I kinda like this one.


    Why do more black people get hit in snow storms?





    It's easier to see them
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
      there are 2 fish in a tank

      one fish says to the other; "I'll drive, you man the guns!" .
      That took me a while to get, i was over thinking this waay to much.
      God made the world in seven days, on the 7th day, he made the Le Car

      Real Jeeps have Unibodys

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      • #33
        Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
        A guy walks into a bar...........ouch
        The joke is
        2 guys walk into a bar, the third ducks
        just in case no one got that.
        Jeeps don't get stuck ... they just take a nap when they are tired of being awesome
        93 2DR XJ 8" lift D30/D44 4.56's 35" MTRs IRO Y-link Build:http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9658
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        • #34
          why are aspirins white?

          because they work


          Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?

          Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

          ok ok ok im done with black jokes


          Juan, Garcia and Carlos jump off a cliff to see who hits first, who wins?

          Society

          What do you call a little mexican?

          A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
          91 YJ: 4.0, 4" lift, 33" TSL's, SYE, Woody driveshaft, cut flares

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          • #35
            and since everybody had to use so many helen keller jokes

            What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
            - Rearranged the furniture
            - Left the plunger in the toilet bowl
            - Put saran wrap on the toilet
            - Put her in a round room and said there's a penny in the corner
            - Glued doorknobs to the walls
            91 YJ: 4.0, 4" lift, 33" TSL's, SYE, Woody driveshaft, cut flares

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            • #36
              Originally posted by GRANT View Post
              Juan, Garcia and Carlos jump off a cliff to see who hits first, who wins?

              Society
              winng. all the goddamned time.

              **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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              • #37
                I think that was my favorite one too
                91 YJ: 4.0, 4" lift, 33" TSL's, SYE, Woody driveshaft, cut flares

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                • #38
                  how do you break up the million man march?
                  drop a bunch of job applications in the middle of

                  what do you call a black man in a three piece suit?
                  defendant please rise.
                  Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                  Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                    what's better than 12 roses on your piano?


                    tulips on your organ
                    Best one in the thread...


                    Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
                    A guy walks into a bar...........ouch
                    Yes.

                    Originally posted by WickedXJ View Post
                    The joke is
                    2 guys walk into a bar, the third ducks
                    just in case no one got that.
                    Idiot.
                    Is it egg nog season yet?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      What's the difference between a joke and 4 dicks?


                      Your mom can't take a joke.

                      This joke should be almost completely circulated throughout the DOD by next week, good find Phil
                      winng. all the goddamned time.

                      **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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                      • #41
                        wow hahahahaah
                        2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                        J10 project do want.
                        "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                          wow hahahahaah

                          I drove through Jersey 3 days ago. I contracted syphilis.

                          There's no punchline.
                          Beholding the realness within since 1988.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by AssDomination View Post
                            I drove through Jersey 3 days ago. I contracted syphilis.

                            There's no punchline.
                            Yea, my family has been here for so long I am just immune at this point
                            P8R

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                            • #44
                              How do you starve a mexican?

                              Hide all his food stamps under a bar of soap

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                              • #45
                                Why did hitlar kill himself?



                                He got his gas bill

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