Jokes that makes you laugh but you want to kill yourself after.

[Buffalo Phil]

there are 2 fish in a tank

one fish says to the other; "I'll drive, you man the guns!"






What's the difference between a joke and 4 dicks?


Your mom can't take a joke.










OK I'm done.

[Lawn Guyland]

HAHAHA.

it just took sam a few seconds to get that first one

[TSISam]

HAHAHA.

it just took sam a few seconds to get that first one

SHHH!

[Buffalo Phil]

bahahahahahahahahaha

[Nick]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

[Burton58]

[Lawn Guyland]

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

HAHAHA.

it just took sam a few seconds to get that first one

[wannabejeep]

what's better than 12 roses on your piano?



tulips on your organ

[Zullock Holmes]

why did the italians loose the war???




















they ordered ziti instead of shells

[CumminsJeep]

i dont get it

[wrpoole]

dodge the father
ram the daughter ?

[iant333]

Why didnt anyone hear Helen Keller scream when she fell off a bridge?


She had mittens on.

[Pete]

Helen Keller, ha

[Pedro]

What did the one gravestone say to the other?



Is that you coughin?







God I love stupid jokes....