tell him to become a lifeguard. i had many friends that did after spending 60 hours a week out in the sun straight. tell him maybe hes just lucky. but it is possible because they used to bitch and moan to me about it.
"All people in america are either black, or Irish"
i said that was false
I was at this bar maloneys the other day telling a story to a friend, how I got in trouble for doing an irish jig at my girlfriends sisters apt last st patty's day(too loud for neighbors down stairs). My friend replied, Wow, I never seen an irish jig, another guy goes, There's one sitting at the end of the bar. and points to this black dude... Guess it's one of those ya had to be there....
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