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  • fuck i hit the wrong button in reply to mikes post.

    well if you think about it, i win. a 6 pack will last me a whole weekend. thats only $6 for an entire weekend of debauchery. in reality, its $6 per 2 weeks since i only drink on saturdays usually. fuck not being allowed to have alcohol in the dorms.
    winng. all the goddamned time.

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    6 beers gets me warmed up, maybe a buzz. I envy your weak tolerance. For that you get a sad banana.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bluewarrior7 View Post
      6 beers gets me warmed up, maybe a buzz. I envy your weak tolerance. For that you get a sad banana.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bluewarrior7 View Post
        6 beers gets me warmed up, maybe a buzz. I envy your weak tolerance. For that you get a sad banana.
        Maybe if you drank something stronger than piss water you wouldn't have this problem.
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        • #5
          it doesn't matter what kind of tolerance you have. Put down 6 beers in a short period of time and you feel it. tolerance is really your ability to keep consuming over a period of time, like after 8 beers i'm shitfaced, but after 16 i'm the same level of drunk.
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          • #6
            Yo Phil what the fuck is your deal with me here today? I didn't do shit to piss you off?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bluewarrior7 View Post
              Yo Phil what the fuck is your deal with me here today? I didn't do shit to piss you off?
              Lighten up, buddy. Holy shit. Who are you, Mike now?
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              • #8
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                  Maybe if you drank something stronger than piss water you wouldn't have this problem.
                  What difference does that make?

                  Beer is beer. Last I checked, 95% of any beer you pick up from a store is going to be between 4.5-7% alch. by volume.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Even View Post
                    Beer is beer.
                    wrong!

                    I prefer a special blend brewed only in a deep cave in abu dhabi by buddhist monks, it then sits for 14 years aging to the perfect taste. it is not sold in any stores anywhere, and you can only receive it via invite only. only the people with the most refined taste can appreciate it, and if you cant, then you dont know what good alcohol is! Oh and it does not have a name. "Names" are for alcoholic drinks the peons and petty underlings enjoy after their day of labor.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Even View Post
                      What difference does that make?

                      Beer is beer. Last I checked, 95% of any beer you pick up from a store is going to be between 4.5-7% alch. by volume.
                      And 95% of Beer is piss water. Questions?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
                        wrong!

                        I prefer a special blend brewed only in a deep cave in abu dhabi by buddhist monks, it then sits for 14 years aging to the perfect taste. it is not sold in any stores anywhere, and you can only receive it via invite only. only the people with the most refined taste can appreciate it, and if you cant, then you dont know what good alcohol is! Oh and it does not have a name. "Names" are for alcoholic drinks the peons and petty underlings enjoy after their day of labor.
                        I should have seen this coming.

                        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                        And 95% of Beer is piss water. Questions?
                        I thought you liked beer? I'm talking good beer.

                        Granted, I drink cheap shit because well...I'm broke and 75% of the time there are mass quanities of people drinking it.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Even View Post
                          I should have seen this coming.
                          im sure you did subconsciously. Lol
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Even View Post
                            I should have seen this coming.



                            I thought you liked beer? I'm talking good beer.

                            Granted, I drink cheap shit because well...I'm broke and 75% of the time there are mass quanities of people drinking it.

                            I do like some beer, but the beer I drink does not comes in 24 packs for $5.
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                            • #15
                              I'll agree with phil on this one. Beers like bud light, coors lite, miller lite, natty lite, etc take a lot more to get me drunk then if i'm drinking a better or stronger tasting beer, even if the alcohol difference is only 1% or 2%.

                              Oh and Phil, PBR is not piss water
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