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    The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

    38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.

    Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she claims to have watched in 3D with her east coast pals.

    “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive,” Jennifer Stweart said.

    Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

    Despite her wifes bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”



    http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart...-pregnant,9895



  • #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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    • #3
      are. you. fucking. kiddingme?
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      • #4
        honey its yours, i swear
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        • #5
          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
          didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
          he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
          Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
          i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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          • #6
            That fucking moron should be discharged from the Army, his comment makes him seem just as dumb as the broad.

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            • #7
              I'm sure he is doing his thing too. Most Army guys know what goes on back home, as long as they aren't forced to face the reality, they can continue deploying with the feeling that their wife back home still cares.
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              • #8
                this cant be real
                "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                • #9
                  He knows I bet and is planning out a grand plot.
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                  • #10
                    whatthefuckshit
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                    Originally posted by hoggie101
                    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                      whatthefuckshit
                      couldnt have said it better myself

                      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                          whatthefuckshit
                          This.
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                          • #14
                            What the christ?!
                            "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



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                            • #15
                              your wife nailed a coon. end of story.
                              No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


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