my friend's fat brother wandered off and stole a bunch of popsicles from a store after he got his done. His mom left him in the car, and he left. She couldn't find him for like 20 minutes, and finally saw him staggering out of a store with like 8 popsicles.
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hahaha holy shit, ally was kinda like that without the retardedness. she kept picking her head up and mumbling something then shed fall back into the pillow half passed out, and every time i said something to her shed snap up and mumble something else i couldnt understand hahahah
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Originally posted by wannabejeep View PostI tried to take my pants off in the waiting room after I got mine done. My mom had to stop me.
I tried to take a picture of myself with my cell phone mid-way through surgery. All four wisdoms out at once, I was FUUUUCCKKEEED upOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeeddidnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?Originally posted by Lawn Guylandhe's still gay we've just moved on to more important issuesOriginally posted by Zullius Caesari grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
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I just remember coming out of it as they were stitching me up. Then my mouth was so fucking dry and I couldnt get a drink till I got home.P8R
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