20 Things To Never Say To A Woman In Bed

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

#23 I can't believe you didn't even notice the herpes

[#DEZERTDAD]

#15

[Lawn Guyland]

[#DEZERTDAD]

"I'll let you drive my truck if I can put it in your butt?"

[Even]

#2 reminds me of this twitter page I saw, It was something like "things your grandpa says". One of them was:

"Don't ever start to tell a joke, and say "oh man this is really funny". It's like sitting there before you're about to fuck and saying "yea, my cock is really huge".

[Tom]

2 and 3, guilty as charged.

[Lawn Guyland]

'hope you're as good looking when i'm sober'

[grundlepunch]

'hope you're as good looking when i'm sober'

lawl!

"your not stayin here tonight right?"

[Lawn Guyland]

lawl!

"your not stayin here tonight right?"

or

"if you stay you're making breakfast"

[grundlepunch]

or

"if you stay you're making breakfast"

thats not a given? (aside from going out for breakfast)

[Lawn Guyland]

thats not a given? (aside from going out for breakfast)

hey some guys are nice and make breakfast for the girl!

[wannabejeep]

#24 "So I guess that roofie did the trick then huh?

[gsb1321m]

#24 "So I guess that roofie did the trick then huh?

funny as hell i was so much that i .