20 Things To Never Say To A Woman In Bed

[Lawn Guyland]

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-20...-woman-in-bed/

1. Another woman’s name unless you’re role-playing.
2. “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It’s huge.”
3. “I already came.”
4. “Didn’t you come yet?”
5. “Who’s your daddy?”
6. “Mommy, hold me!”
7. “Now that’s the situation!”
8. “Can you be quiet?”
9. “You’re my first.”
10. “I dunno, I think Michelle McGee is kind of hot.”
11. “I prefer the room to be pitch-black.”
12. “Well, that was alright.”
13. “Can you make me a sandwich now?”
14. “Oh s**t, my d**k’s asleep!”
15. “Yikes! Wrong hole.”
16. “What did you think of Eat, Pray, Love?”
17. “You taste almost as good as my last girlfriend.”
18. Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno!!!!
19. “It’s OK. Most girls I’ve been with can’t orgasm either.”
20. “We’d better hurry, ‘Dancing With The Stars’ is almost on.”

[Quartney]

haha some good ones in there

[Lawn Guyland]

i think any guy who says any of these should get slapped

[XJLI]

i'll admit i've said #20 once or twice

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

“We’d better hurry, ‘Dancing With The Stars’ is almost on.”

fagle.

[Hydra]

Lol, I like to scream,




"TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKER"

[Ktmracer419]

7.“Now that’s the situation!”

all i can think of is jersey shore

[Pedro]

I like #13

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

#8

[grundlepunch]

#21. "Hey! Your sister likes this position too!"

[XJLI]

#21. "Hey! Your sister likes this position too!"

YES

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

#22: "Who said anything about a rubber!?"

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

Lol, I like to scream,




"TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKER"

Have Kai tell you about the Pterodactyl some time...

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

anyone see the thing on texts from last night about the mortal kombat?

[Lawn Guyland]

i like the ones you guys are posting..we should see how many more you can all come up with...im sure i can definitelyyyy think of some