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  • #16
    you caught me, you caught the tator. 68 year old virgin with a zztop beard
    I drive a Datsun

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
      back when i was 16 my girl was all gung ho and wanted to have sex right away but i just wasn't ready. i needed to feel a love and trust for this girl like i've never felt before letting my guard down for this intimate moment. long story short she screwed my 4 best friends at the same time and i'm a 37 year old virgin
      oh man, I had another question for the guys... Katie said do guys talk about there first time?

      and I was like i cant ever recall having a in depth conversation that didnt involve 1 uping the other to explain the intimate first time I had with a women.


      I could picture it though, Oh Jim... man, me and sally lost the big V last night.

      Jim: Was it everything you wanted it to be Bill?

      Bill: She held my hand through the whole thing, I was so at ease!

      Jim: Awww, that is amazing Bill. I wish I could find a girl like that.
      You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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      • #18


        i definitely did not talk like that after my first time
        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
        2022 JL Rubicon

        Originally posted by hoggie101
        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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        • #19
          to answer katies question, no guys don't really talk about it. although if they did i think the first and last sentence would be consisted of "dude guess who i boned"
          I drive a Datsun

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post


            i definitely did not talk like that after my first time
            You were like...


            Mmmmm gurl!!!! You dont even know, dat shit wuz off dat hizzie!


            girlfriend: Oh you go nicole, you get it gurl!
            You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
              you caught me, you caught the tator. 68 year old virgin with a zztop beard
              automatic WIN.
              2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
              MK2 Jetta > M3
              Chairman of the Chechnyan Space Program

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              • #22
                oh man...where is this thread going? hahahahaha
                2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                J10 project do want.
                "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Saharicon View Post
                  You were like...


                  Mmmmm gurl!!!! You dont even know, dat shit wuz off dat hizzie!


                  girlfriend: Oh you go nicole, you get it gurl!
                  dayyyyyyummmmmm gurl you totally got it
                  mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                  2022 JL Rubicon

                  Originally posted by hoggie101
                  and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                    dayyyyyyummmmmm gurl you totally got it
                    MmmmmmmhMMmmmmmm, ima go getz my hur did now
                    You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                      to answer katies question, no guys don't really talk about it. although if they did i think the first and last sentence would be consisted of "dude guess who i boned"
                      bahahahahahaha that pretty much sums up guy talk, minus beer and a wrench.
                      Watch your backhoe, I'm the John Deere man.

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                      • #26
                        boys have a penis girls have a vagina

                        97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                        • #27
                          IT'S NOT A TUMOR
                          I drive a Datsun

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                            IT'S NOT A TUMAHHHHH
                            fixed

                            97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                            • #29
                              so no one answered this damn question.
                              1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                              1999 sierra
                              1967 M725 Big and Slow
                              -Dan

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                                so no one answered this damn question.
                                i was actually expecting you to....
                                Watch your backhoe, I'm the John Deere man.

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