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  • #1

    Wimenz, I haz question!

    I was having this conversation with someone and I thought this was funny.

    How do you get over the pain and everything to have sex for the first time?

    Cuz you know its not like guys, guys are like oh fucks yea, bagged me one dem dur Virgins!!! it was sooooo TWIGHT!

    For girls its not like that, you have to stick something inside you that is suppose to hurt the first time and can make you bleed!!! How the fuck do you take that step?!!?

    I know if somebody said to me, yea its going to hurt and you will probably bleed I would be like wtf, do not want.


    I picture the same scenery with guys as being, hey tommy, im going to get shot in the face for the first time, hows that feel? Oh man, its going to hurt like hell and you are going to bleed all over the place, but fuck do it its a blast.
    You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails
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    Originally posted by Saharicon View Post
    sooooo TWIGHT!
    wtf
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    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
      wtf
      i thought maybe thats how we talked when we were young dumb and full of cum
      You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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      • #4
        codyyyyy......you drunk hun??? too many guinssss????
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        • #5
          lolwut?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Quartney View Post
            codyyyyy......you drunk hun??? too many guinssss????
            no, just curious how that conversation goes to lead up to thinking its a good idea.
            You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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            • #7
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              • #8


                oh boy
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                Originally posted by hoggie101
                and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pedro View Post
                  lolwut?
                  x2
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                  • #10
                    Man, you wimenz haz let me down. I thought this were the fun girls that could explain to me. Posers
                    You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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                    • #11


                      i feel like this discussion shouldn't be posted in a thread because it might gross some guys out
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                      Originally posted by hoggie101
                      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                      • #12
                        back when i was 16 my girl was all gung ho and wanted to have sex right away but i just wasn't ready. i needed to feel a love and trust for this girl like i've never felt before letting my guard down for this intimate moment. long story short she screwed my 4 best friends at the same time and i'm a 37 year old virgin
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post


                          i feel like this discussion shouldn't be posted in a thread because it might gross some guys out
                          i dont think i worded my question right
                          You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                            back when i was 16 my girl was all gung ho and wanted to have sex right away but i just wasn't ready. i needed to feel a love and trust for this girl like i've never felt before letting my guard down for this intimate moment. long story short she screwed my 4 best friends at the same time and i'm a 37 year old virgin
                            Alex, dont try to fool us. You're 57
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                            • #15
                              mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                              2022 JL Rubicon

                              Originally posted by hoggie101
                              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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