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Now what can I possibly be talking about here? I understand that in today's world this topic can be easily misunderstood for things like WMD's, China, or even Asteroids in space on a collision course with Earth. However, there is one awesome power that men do not completely understand; this of course is boobs.
Some general facts about boobs:
1) They can either help you get a job or make the working environment a happier place to be
2)They can make a boring or shitty movie into an instant classic
3)Their power cannot be underestimated
On top of all this, they also have the ability to ruin a person forever. So, if you're still reading this, i'm sure you're saying that you would like some evidence. Well ask and you shall receive:
Now for a look inside the source of their power:
1) The side boob
2) The under boob
3) Cleavage
Now, I didn't forget about the ladies here. If you are weak in the way of the boob well thankfully I didn't leave you out:
The push up
If your still skeptical here, its okay. In fact, most of society is so feared by the boob that its actually not allowed out in public. But if you look close, all things in the world of great power are also shaped like boobs:
San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant. Powerful
Powerful
FAQ's
1) What happens as they get older
Boobs work much like the book "The Giving Tree" After countless years their life cycle finally comes to an end. This mostly looks like Chevy Chase's career, in the end, disgusting.
What benefits do women see in this?
They can brighten up an entire room, make the sun come out, or make them seem more interesting and intelligent.
One of these girls is definitely a scholar
Famous people who were built on boobs
1) Brittney Spears
2) Scarlet Johansson
3) You all know this picture
She has a head and neck too! Her name is Kate
In Conclusion :
Definitely one force to be respected and reckoned with.
Some general facts about boobs:
1) They can either help you get a job or make the working environment a happier place to be
2)They can make a boring or shitty movie into an instant classic
3)Their power cannot be underestimated
On top of all this, they also have the ability to ruin a person forever. So, if you're still reading this, i'm sure you're saying that you would like some evidence. Well ask and you shall receive:
Now for a look inside the source of their power:
1) The side boob
2) The under boob
3) Cleavage
Now, I didn't forget about the ladies here. If you are weak in the way of the boob well thankfully I didn't leave you out:
The push up
If your still skeptical here, its okay. In fact, most of society is so feared by the boob that its actually not allowed out in public. But if you look close, all things in the world of great power are also shaped like boobs:
San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant. Powerful
Powerful
FAQ's
1) What happens as they get older
Boobs work much like the book "The Giving Tree" After countless years their life cycle finally comes to an end. This mostly looks like Chevy Chase's career, in the end, disgusting.
What benefits do women see in this?
They can brighten up an entire room, make the sun come out, or make them seem more interesting and intelligent.
One of these girls is definitely a scholar
Famous people who were built on boobs
1) Brittney Spears
2) Scarlet Johansson
3) You all know this picture
She has a head and neck too! Her name is Kate
In Conclusion :
Definitely one force to be respected and reckoned with.
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